Pilot

Using twitter for fun lol

[Mastivo @Mastivo_]

nsfw accs funny as fuck u can't be that horny all the time dawg

[kite @jpegkite]

You know when you’re down so much money so you genuinely just start coping about how you’re still young and healthy or some bullshit

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

A refund should not take 8 days. You took my money in 2 seconds, so don’t tell me you need 8 days to return it. If you can take my money instantly, you can return it instantly.

[Pilot @PilotWhoPlays]

@9CHR__ @OvOBrezzzy Real idk how some people just believe anything they read lol

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Y’all ever noticed the best way to get someone's attention is to not want it anymore?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

realizing there are kids using my birth year to lie about their age

[mauro henri @xtinohenri]

o sonho de todo homem: ser inimigo da calvice

[B LOU @BLouu]

Nigga how tf I’m a vegan if I got kids?? 🤦🏾‍♂️

[kobe @kobewrst]

@niy2pretty @doublexseaux

[Dalcassian @skankpotato]

@BrianAtlas I always feel disgusted when I see men taking "instagram photos" of their girlfriends in public. Scantily clad, sexy pose. What cucks.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Posting on Instagram is like dropping an album

[Astekz @astekz]

20% of Dubai are now trying to get 1 way flights back to Liverpool

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

How are you a driver but don’t care about mileage ?

[Kankan @fuckkkankan]

kai cenat is a fucking retard

[YT @tolafolaa]

tesco security guard following me around the shop nigga i’m wearing chrome

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

wealth managers putting your money in an index fund

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I suppose this is out of the question?

[Pilot @PilotWhoPlays]

@DeItaone @grok what does this mean for the stock market?