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One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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@urbanmyths @harris_wins Orangutans would have raised him properly. Some kind of CHUD raised him.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, JD Vance is found to be calling for a federal response to stop women from traveling from red states to blue states to receive reproductive healthcare. Retweet so all Americans hear this devastating leak.

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I’ll be damned if I let the Mucinex spokes-loogie speak to me the way you speak to your supposed fiancée, you narcissistic dweeb. #90DayFianceTellAll #BigPred #BigEd @thisisbiged @90DayFiance

[Brad Miska @ Dread Central @DreadCentral]

Upcoming horror film 'Human Resources' takes the horrors of capitalism and places them in one creepy hardware store. https://t.co/ouB1luL60g

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@TheRedlitz @J_Wex Thank you so much for all you have done for the horror community.

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@ChuckTingle I didn’t ask, and my style is very different, but you inspired me to write about trots of all kinds.

[Ghouls Magazine @GhoulsMagazine]

Please note this panel will be taking place at the slightly later time of 2.30pm (ET)!

The first panel kicks off at 11am (ET) and the third panel wraps up the day at 5pm (ET)!

We can't wait to see you there!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is stunning.

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@bjcolangelo I loved it!

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Proud to be the 63rd 😎 on @BackerKit for ADVENTURES OF CTHULHU JR. & FRIENDS: Graphic Novel & Plushie. Thanks @dirkmanning https://t.co/pXYZt6HOfm

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@bjcolangelo Ugh, the flashbacks.

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@bjcolangelo Yee-haw! Walkin’, Talkin’ Stereotypes!

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@benazirs_blog_ @meantomyself Technically, it is; it’s called a “bound salad,” just like macaroni salad or any other Southern mayonnaise and Cool Whip-based church lunch cold dish.

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@ThoughtsOnMom1 @meantomyself Pear Salad was reserved for the fanciest of times in my grandmother’s house. We put a maraschino cherry on top of ours.

[Thoughts On Mom @ThoughtsOnMom1]

@meantomyself My southern grandmother would serve a leaf of lettuce with a half of a canned peach and a spoon full of cottage cheese on top OR a half of a canned pear and spoonful of mayonnaise and some shredded cheddar on top.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

Also Available:

- Existential Bread
- Bluesberry Pie
- Ice Cream Sadwich
- Tearamisu
- Glum Pudding
- Candied Despair
- Broken Tart
- Banana Dread

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@GitGudVic @LauraPrepon You must be daft. We are protesting this AT ALL LEVELS.

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@elDuderino1128 @LauraPrepon Any procedure that removes a fetus from the uterus is coded under the blanket medical term abortion, including inducing labor.

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@augi_doggie @LauraPrepon