LobotomiesAreMyLifeline

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

Mexicans love to spin

[latke @latkedelrey]

taking my full concerta dose after not taking any for weeks and losing my tolerance to it completely

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

The Cranberries: with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs, and their guns

Me on the floor holding my head: AAAAGHHHH!! AAAAAHHHH!!

Therapist: Quickly, turn it off!

Scientist: Remarkable (scribbling on clipboard) and the boy is of Irish ancestry?

I stand shaking and wipe blood from my mouth: 40%

[🌵 @manlikemk_]

that “get a load of this guy” hand gesture is the top 2 hand gestures of all time

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Sand Tiger Sharks attempting to mate only to put each other in tonic immobility 🦈

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

I can finally feel the powers from my bat bite coming in :)) whys that water looking kinda scary tho

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

Not feeling too great but just heard of this movie that sounds like it’ll cheer me up Funny Games from the title alone I know I’ll be in for a pleasant time

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

This is the simulacra of what a party is so detached from proper connection that all that can replicated is the aesthetic rather than making the vibe smh

[Page Six @PageSix]

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez are kicking off the new year in St. Barts. 🎉

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

@2oovy That’s every philosopher

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

@TulsiGabbard

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

There's nothing "natural" about letting helpless animals die for no reason. You are part of nature. If you want to save them, then nature wants them saved.

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

“HuMAn r nAturRally aTtrActEd tO tHe goLDen rAtio”

My brother in Christ uzumaki is coming for us all it’s coming it’s coming it’s coming it’s comping it’s coming

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

I wish you could brew your own sugar free monster

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

Your coworker: bro you’ve never heard lil Skyrizi?

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

One of your coworkers: aw man you’ve never heard Chase Copperneck?

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

I have the bends

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

I was going to clarify that yet again this scandal is untrue but I just remembered I decentralized grimes and relinquished control over my image so I guess if I can't stop it - grimes is successfully self replicating and I cannot control the other ones. Exciting

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Pick up the tablets it doesn't matter what slab

[LobotomiesAreMyLifeline @PimpDaddyHect]

I just had a burrito that wss so disgusting Ive decided to never eat taco ell again wtf

[Frente Aceleracionista Do PT @acelerapt]

Quando ela quer fuder mas eu fui criado por moscas