Polonius

even from beyond the grave, i'm a better father than you

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

Who is a better dad ?

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

basically

[Hamlet💀👻 @EmoScreamoHAM]

@OGKingHamlet Jokes on you I didn’t strangle laertes he strangled me!!!

[Late Laertes @itsyaboiLaertes]

@PimpdaddyPo @EmoScreamoHAM I totally won too

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

@sisterkisserboi @Oh_Opheliaaa join us

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

me cheering on @itsyaboiLaertes while he wrecks @EmoScreamoHAM in my daughters grave

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

me & @Oh_Opheliaaa

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

@sisterkisserboi end him

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

plot twist: the skull is me. my superpower is decomposing at supersonic speed.

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

@h0r4t10_4_l1f3 my life is a lie

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

me cheering on @itsyaboiLaertes while he slaughters @EmoScreamoHAM

[Late Laertes @itsyaboiLaertes]

@PimpdaddyPo @EmoScreamoHAM

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

me & @Oh_Opheliaaa crackin a cold one & chillin from beyond the grave

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

@h0r4t10_4_l1f3 is it possible to take hits from beyond the grave ?

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

@itsyaboiLaertes give @EmoScreamoHAM a smack down #GoForTheThroat

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

guess what's for supper 😏

[Polonius @swagdadpolonius]

@EmoScreamoHAM should have had a bigger sword. Would have hurt more

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

do you think @Hammylit4 will hold himself accountable the way that he holds Claudius accountable ? i think not #hypocrite

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

@Hammylit4 WAS THAT A PUN

[Polonius @PimpdaddyPo]

ophelia: come over

hamlet: i can't

ophelia: my dad isn't home

hamlet: i know