deasia ✨

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

One of the worst parts of corporate life is the completely unnecessary urgency around everything.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Everyone gets a plate before anyone gets seconds” but for housing.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: Someone said “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[27. @dimvji]

things y'all don’t know:

1. me like that

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it is 10PM😭

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Scientists have captured footage of the “ugliest shark on the planet” alive in its natural habitat for the first time

Goblin sharks have rarely been sighted due to their deep-sea habitat and experts say we know virtually nothing about them

[k 🌙🎧🎸🎢 @sunflwerrmoon]

adding new categories so latinos and asians don’t win in the main categories… oh okay

[Xtine (normie in training) @X_tinek]

they told us in sex ed not to be pressured into sex bc of this actually lol

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Remembered an embarrassing memory and muttered "I gotta kill myself" under my breath at work and my 40 year old manager looked at me like this

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go

[cinder @blackcindyy]

this show is a money laundering front

[nour @bad__bisi]

A cluster bomb shaped like a small football found in South Lebanon. The only purpose of this weapon is luring and maiming children.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Remember when everyone could agree Nazis and Pedophiles were bad? I miss those times

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

This how white people tell history

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

i wish someone would ask me this

[Pricci @Pricci0]

When i put "😬" this is what i mean

[Sword @aboysaysnoword]

gaslighting is soooo crazy because no way you're going to sit in my face and try to convince me i'm tripping omg