Flying out of Quahog international today for the worldwide mens pride fest in Bangkok, and everyone I walk by smells like Brian's breathe after he licks his ass. #weardeodorant#smellyQuahog
I'm going to Starbucks for my ultra homosexual coffee and they're asking me for a tip?? Nigga you get paid a wage to do your job. Stop harassing me for extra money for doing your job
What if president Trump made citizenship exchangeable. All the people that hate our country can give their citizenship to illegal immigrants. Here's the catch - whoever you swap your citizenship with you go back to where they came from. #Consuelaformeg#sendmegtoguantanamobay
I personally SG want to apologize to American dad for taking a hit at their show. I would now like to focus all my attention to bobs burgers. What. the. Fuck. Didn't think it was possible to be worse than American dad but bravo 👏