Stewie Pimpin

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

Me and bry are about to go to the clam and get absolutely shitfaced for the 4th. America. Freedom. Beer. 🍻

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

Flying out of Quahog international today for the worldwide mens pride fest in Bangkok, and everyone I walk by smells like Brian's breathe after he licks his ass. #weardeodorant #smellyQuahog

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

I'm going to Starbucks for my ultra homosexual coffee and they're asking me for a tip?? Nigga you get paid a wage to do your job. Stop harassing me for extra money for doing your job

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

What if president Trump made citizenship exchangeable. All the people that hate our country can give their citizenship to illegal immigrants. Here's the catch - whoever you swap your citizenship with you go back to where they came from. #Consuelaformeg #sendmegtoguantanamobay

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

Anyone else confused as fuck by peekaboo? It's like teleportation, time travel, and sorcery had sexual intercourse

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

@apolllu Ya know what "TwoPhoneKT"? I've never been much of a n word fan even though I am a black female, but fuck you nigga.

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

Ok hear me out - world domination and perhaps we dispose of our birth givers?

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

I personally SG want to apologize to American dad for taking a hit at their show. I would now like to focus all my attention to bobs burgers. What. the. Fuck. Didn't think it was possible to be worse than American dad but bravo 👏

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

@PeterGriffiin you've been sitting on me for an hour you fat fuck please get off

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

Anyone know how to make a bumble account? @_HerbertThePerv?

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

No way people watch American dad over our show, right?

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

Someone should really come up with an acronym for sexual intercourse

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

@hdingilburry World domination

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

@OllieMillionz You're a weird guy, kev

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

Just crapped myself. Come change me bitch @loisgriffin4700

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

Any sexy experienced men up for a good time in Quahog?

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

Dear Lord thank you for @itbshoota and shedoor being undrafted

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

@itbshoota Haha looks like that trip killed ya bry

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

@itbshoota @swagcoolshit Fat man's a prick

[Stewie Pimpin @Pimpinstewcat]

@itbshoota Nice breakfast bry