Pimp Quotes

Things that are spoken amongst pimps.
Big Smoke
OG
Papa Steez
Shifty
Yellow Flag

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Psalms: 14:10

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“Fat bitches eat dick like lil debbies”

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I’d rather drag my dick through three miles of Freddie Mercurys used condoms than have to try trouble shooting my account with EA. Y’all’s customer service fucks your customers harder than a granite dominatrix with a diamond cock.

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Sternum tattoos for girls is like cauliflower ear for dudes. And bitches still trynna fight em.

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I aspire to have the confidence of a fat bitch on tinder

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Fun fact:
To be accepted into IU Bloomington as a female, you have to have an allergy to wearing a fucking bra.

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Bro there are at least 20 dropped rape charges at this bar I’m at rn.

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If she brags about her pussy being the equivalent to one of those majestic cookies from jimmy johns, then chances are it smells (and tastes) like a box of milk bone dog treats and a can of tuna have been fucking in a hot car all day.

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Girls who’s diet consists of fast food and iced coffee wonder why they don’t get domed.

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All the racial slurs in the world would not suffice to insult what ever brain dead incel at activision decided to put attack choppers in warzone

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White women need to be stopped immediately.

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In other news, a real pimp is fighting on June 5th. Idk who the fuck Logan Paul is.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Oh My God It's Happening: Logan Paul Will Reportedly Fight Floyd Mayweather On June 5th https://t.co/4QfRwwjPtp

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For my presidential campaign, I will advocate for labor camps. And the first mfs “volunteering” for them are people who get their steak medium and above

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Rocks have superpowers, I’m a Gemini, fuck Trump, Jesus Christ can I fuck now?

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“Why are you always drunk when we fuck?”
HAVE YOU LOOKED IN DA MIRROR

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I’d rather hang myself with piano wire than order the vegan bowl from chipotle

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

I am for love for all , i give no fucks , but i do care 💦💦💦💦💦

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bruh how are bitches cheating when mf HITLERS wife was loyal

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If the dude who literally fucked a guitar hero character is telling you NOT to do it. DON’T FUCKING DO IT.

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Duality of man.

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Being fat and confident on the cover of a magazine for bad bitches should be a felony.