The Office Cryptid 🦇

Chronic weirdo with ADHD and depression. Sometimes funny, often odd, sometimes loveable. In that no longer young, don't feel old phase of life
she/they

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@radiochild65 @kevinblue345 That's a lot of bluster for one trying to say they aren't racist

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@kevinblue345 People know but they just ain-t saying. Black kids aren't safe in predominantly white spaces to this day and it's disgusting they should have to live with the fear of their safety

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@kevinblue345 This reminds ds me of the young man who went to a party up near Gardner KS and never made it home. All the white kids at that party went "I dunno what happened" then his body was found weeks later with signs of having been kept captive before his death and still "no one knows"

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@tired_toasty That is so mean!

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

Gonna play some Phasmophobia tonight. I want to try to get better at it so I don't die so much

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@TizzyEnt My child just asked me if they come with a pack of cut up communion wafers so you can make Jesus Boba

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@inoskye @tired_toasty My parents used it all the time

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@John_Vithor @_ReverseJV He's gorgeous

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@inoskye Both

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t want a city on Mars. I don’t want AI in every app. I don’t want data centres in space. I don’t want humanoids or flying cars. I want clean water. I want a stable climate. I want bees to survive. And a habitable planet.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

When Donald Trump heard Robert Mueller had died he posted “Good, I’m glad he’s dead”

When Donald Trump heard Robert Reiner had been brutally murdered along with his wife in his own home…
Trump said “I bet he died because he had Trump Derangement Syndrome”

When Donald Trump heard Paul Pelosi had been savagely attacked with a hammer, his skull fractured and almost died…
Trump got on stage, mocked the attack and everyone laughed.

Donald Trump accused 5 Congressional Democrats of Treason…

Trump said they should be “Put to Dearth”

Donald Trump accused his hand picked Chairman of the Joint Chiefs General Mark Milley of treason…

Trump said General Milley should be executed.

Trump encouraged his followers to attack the Capitol on January 6th and overturn the election results.

His supporters attacked the Capitol, built a Gallow and looked to execute Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi.

Trump stood by for 186 Minutes and let the violence ensue.

Hundreds of Capitol Police Officers were injured.

4 Capitol Police Officers Died.

Trump has encouraged his supporters to “Knock the hell out of them” referencing protestors at his rallies.

Trump even stated he pay their legal fees.

This is the same motherfucker calling for the firing of Jimmy Kimmel because of a comedy skit.

The same motherfucker who just had James Comey arrested for posting a meme on Twitter.

If anyone needs to tone down the rhetoric.

It’s this piece of shit.

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@MerriamWebster Necessary, I always switch the c and s letters around to make neseccary

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@IDidntExpectA_ @RealEmirHan I think Andy came to the Scranton location with Jim when he went back

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@inoskye

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@inoskye @tired_toasty @PR4C71C3 You knocked Ino up. He's having my second grandbaby. Goose is gonna be so jealous

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@inoskye @tired_toasty @PR4C71C3 Don't deny my grandbaby

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@inoskye @BakuGrinds Did Toastyy knock you both up?

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@inoskye @BakuGrinds Another grandkid?

[The Office Cryptid 🦇 @PinataGoddess]

@tired_toasty @inoskye