Andy Gaines

slightly above average

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

I remember when I was a lad, times were hard and things were bad. But there’s a silver lining behind every cloud.

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

Someone inviting you to their wedding after you didn’t invite them to yours. Bold, and I feel bad

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

I hate it here

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

My manager could say in our meeting every morning “hey we’re gonna light the building on fire at 6am so everyone out at 5:50” and I’d be on fire at 6 cause I can’t ever hear anything this guy says

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

I feel like chilling on the couch with my fiancé and maybe looking at her boobs all weekend I don’t know

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

I hate hearing the sound of people chewing

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

I still don’t know how I managed to bag such a beautiful woman

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Feathered Indians still goes just as hard today as it did the first time I ever heard it

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

Love that my grandma will say openly in front of all of her other grandchildren that I am her favorite grandchild

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

I wanna go to a dog park and scream “NOT FRIENDLY” with my dogs… I don’t know

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

I just want to go to sleep for a few days

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

Me to Camryn: “why you looking at me like that you want a kiss or something?”

Aubree sleeping right near us: “YES!”

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

Water company shutting our water off for 7 hours to work on it and then I go to take a shower at someone else’s house just to find out they turned it back on right when I left 🥹

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

I wish I was a trusting man, but a trusting man is weak

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

Sometimes I feel sad but then I remember my fiancé is a milf

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

Aubree was crying about EVERYTHING so I said you sound tired why don’t you lay down and Come back out when you can talk without crying and then she went STRAIGHT to sleep

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

I have a beautiful fiancé

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

Got a raise today 🤘🏼

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

Camrnry is saying this woman on tinder swindler is such an idiot for getting credit cards and loans for this guy… while here I am with maxed out credit cards buying her new shoes

[Andy Gaines @PincheAndy_]

Aubree just sang Chris Stapleton with me 🥲