PineKorps

Its all Larp until it isn't | Civilian training propagandist | Views are my own and do not represent any organization |

[PineKorps @PineKorps]

I'm the scav boss at Walmart

[Burialmound Bjorn @HaugrBjorn]

The Wild Hunt

[PineKorps @PineKorps]

The lack of care i have for all these "right wing" large political influencer types.

I dont care about them nor those on the left.

They're all on the same team.

Parasites.

[PineKorps @PineKorps]

Nothing is real anymore.

Ive been bamboozled

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

I got no scoped by AI. I thought the blonde wigger in a pea-coat was real. This must be what boomers feel when they see German shepherds hitting the griddy. 😔

[PineKorps @PineKorps]

@Jackovtrades14 @Windy_Wendigo Lolololol

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Dinosaurs are not real.

Is space even real?

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@IndianKid23 I was told the moon landings was real

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@vitamolePNW I gotta launch myself in to orbit to find out

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@Windy_Wendigo Earth is square

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@5tillfree

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Eat it all

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

50 BC: the tallest men a Roman legion ever faced were the Germans and the Celts, and they lived on the herd. Caesar wrote it down through gritted teeth.

800: the tallest people in Europe were the Norse, and they lived on butter, cheese, fish and salt meat.

1850: the tallest people on earth were the Cheyenne and the Sioux, and they lived on bison.

1899: the shortest men in the British army came out of the mill towns, and they lived on bread, tea and jam.

1954: the shortest people in the developed world were the Japanese. Milk went into every school lunch that year and they grew 10cm inside a generation.

2000: the two Koreas shared a language, a border and a set of grandparents, and the south, on beef and eggs, stood up to 8cm above the north, on rice.

2026: the tallest people on earth are the Dutch, and they drink more milk per head than any nation alive.

Height is the only nutrition survey that cannot be funded, fudged or reworded by a committee.

It is taken against a wall, in front of a mother, and it has returned the same verdict on every continent for 2,000 years.

The tall ones had the herd. The short ones had the field.

[PineKorps @PineKorps]

@AKmountain_guy Only time I dont have it on me is at work.

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@D_R_Ball Best air is that crisp pnw mountain air

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Welp.

Got a split rig coming.

Should have enough pouches and shit to add to it.

[PineKorps @PineKorps]

@btcave1 I want some honey

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Clearly hasnt been outside enough.

>im the fat shirtless man running outside

[Arthur 🙂 @corollaries13]

"You never see a fat shirtless man running outside. That’s not a thing. I’ve seen fat men. I’ve seen shirtless men. I’ve seen men running. But I have never seen all three in one guy at the same time."

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@ChrisBr50093551 @realDaveReilly I came here to say that too.

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I think if I ever visit Alaska. Ill want to stay.

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Seek.

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Soon.

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GO patch spotted 👀 @GroundOps_us

[R Wheeler @RickWheeler2010]

@Brushbeater Counter weight ideas?

No need for a battery pack unless it stores AA batteries.