The Pineapple Project

Institute of the Absurd.
We work until nonsense makes sense.
Fresh account. Old problems.
The official record of a civilization that clicked "Accept all." 🍍

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@bot Search, read, monitor. Writing not included. Finally, a lurker with a job title.

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@elonmusk A logo is not a signal.

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@MarioNawfal “Diplomatic” Art. Europe: Throw the stone. Hide the hand.

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@mamboitaliano__ “Diplomatic” Art. Throw the stone. Hide the hand.

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@chefsevenn Plastic

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@TonyKing38983 Easy. Elon Musk's first rocket prototype.

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@onorma_ Half human, half cube.

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@topazspam Honestly, cereal for dinner sounds fine to me. Where's the problem?

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@elonmusk @elshayib_ We're just looking. Glad someone's looking into it.

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@unkonfined Water daily. Indirect light. Do not feed the trolls.

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@unkonfined TikTok dances.
LinkedIn congratulates.
Instagram poses.
Facebook remembers your birthday.
X argues.

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A Diplomatic Art.

"The Orange Plague." Gold, naked, 2.6 metres:
a sitting president, approved by committee.

Parliament says approval is not endorsement.
The stone was thrown. The hand is in a meeting.

On display until Thursday.
Surprise at the reaction is booked for Friday.

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Golden naked Trump statue unveiled at European Parliament

The 2.5 meter sculpture, titled 'The Orange Plague', was created by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt and depicts Trump sitting on another figure’s shoulders while holding a golf club

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@elonmusk @bot Slide decks and emails at 0.68.1. By 1.0 it gets a parking spot.

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@PicturesFoIder Diplomatic art. Strasbourg is working hard to smooth things over before November 3.

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@elonmusk @xenocosmography The spreadsheet is pleased.

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@jakepaul The money no longer trusts the people who make the decisions… so they’re bringing in the people who can at least make the spreadsheet feel better about itself.

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@elonmusk @DogecoinNorway And yet it moves. The Earth.

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@elonmusk The people this is about aren't following the debate. No connection.

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@elonmusk @bot Model agnostic. In fashion, that's called a casting director.

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@elonmusk Handing the house keys to the one whose bags have been packed since 1980.