Professor Pingosaurus

A dinosaur who masquerades as a Professor of Physics. Sings a bit. Open the door, get on the floor, everyone follow the PINGOSAUR. (she / her)

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

After nearly 5 months, 14 balls of wool, and quite a lot of swearing, I am delighted to say that my Persian Tiles - Eastern Jewels blanket is complete! #crochet 💕

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

Being an academic

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE???

[New Start Cat Rescue🐾💜🐾 @newstartcats1]

🐾 MITTENS 🧤😻🐾

We can’t understand why this beautiful girl is still waiting! Just 8 months old, Mittens is affectionate, playful & loves everyone she meets. She adores toys, zoomies and cuddles. Could live with others cats following slow introductions #AdoptDontShop

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

I’m British and have lived in the US and the UK and loved both of them. I’ll join this argument when either of you can pronounce my fucking name correctly.

[Qui-Gon Jim @jimbojd4]

Since we hating on Europeans I just wanna add that I absolutely loathe the way British people say “pasta”

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

*all* food hate is rooted in classism. It’s just Britain has a much more brutal and ingrained class structure than just about anywhere else so we get more pointy about critique of mushy peas.

[Kaiyah -^^,--,~ @KaiyahgainAgain]

my opinion is that alot of hate for british food is rooted in classism

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

I did not see this today but he’s used the label maker (of course we have one, have you met me?) and he’s labelled it Bristolian lemon.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

Mr P spent this afternoon making a Sicilian lemon ice cream and when I tell you it might be one of the a) best things he’s ever made and b) the best things I’ve eaten.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@s_says40 He’s very handsome tho.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

She looks innocent, sure, but this is a cat who for NO REASON punched next door’s cat on the nose, prompting me to shout at her “THIS IS WHY NO ONE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU, FRANK, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?” in full hearing of the neighbours.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@dcabcdef She does! He’d been there all morning and she’d been rolling round with her belly out then she just decided to punch him. Poor boy…

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

To celebrate Mr P’s lemon ice cream triumph I have made tiny lemon drizzle cup cakes as an accompaniment.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@evilokapi She mewed at me after like “what? WHAT?”

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@RGibsongirl She has *boundaries* and I love that about her.

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@sharonacross Starting to think he’s going to have to think about how to send these chilled by post. He currently does orders for people in our local (not for cash in case HMRC or Food and Trading standards are reading this)

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

Mr P spent this afternoon making a Sicilian lemon ice cream and when I tell you it might be one of the a) best things he’s ever made and b) the best things I’ve eaten.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@newstartcats1 Frank would thank you for all your hard work but as you can see, she’s busy. 🤣

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

Yay! Love the Caturday updates from New Start, so wonderful to see the hard work end so happily for everyone. 💕

[New Start Cat Rescue🐾💜🐾 @newstartcats1]

🥁📣….News from HQ

9 cats found their #fureverhome & 3 were reserved incl Holly from our lonely hearts appeal 😻💜

Diamond, Zeb, Herb & over 40 other cats are withbus looking for their hooms😿 🐾🏡

Lots of appts free next week
#gloucestershire #CatsAreFamily #AdoptDontShop

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@JillCollier16 I’ve lived in the US, I brought up the biscuits and gravy thing when I felt there wasn’t enough office tension. 🤣

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

Three of our exec team (including me) are what you’d call “reet Northern” and when this topic came up at work we rolled our eyes and declared with one voice, “Its a barmcake” and they should use this shit as a team bonding activity.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

“specifically brits”

okay brits, what do you call this? let’s start this argument again just for funsies 😭

me: it’s a cob x

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@MrsP_A @DrCJ_Houldcroft My mum and dad’s first cat, Muffin, once stole a pie from the Wigan pie man’s van.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

A cat who is about to be sorely disappointed that the rustling opening of a bag was not, in fact, Dreamies, but Bombay Mix.