Sir Penguin

Master degree in antarctic biology

[Sir Penguin @PingvinenDin]

Her er et bilde av alle de som har fortalt meg at "det er lov å tenke selv".

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@dqveed The bots are on!

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@chacaranda Yeah?
And?
So?
What?

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@MikeCrispi Sincerely, fuck you.

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@Roan62555333 @JanHerdal 😂😂 Ok.

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@MichaelShurkin It’s not bad faith. It’s incompetence.

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But will it stop them?

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

For the past year, MAGA has been screaming “Europoor” like a cheap car alarm going off at three in the morning. Nobody asked for it, nobody knows how to turn it off.

But then along comes this chart.
America sits at number four in average wealth. Except “average” is the statistic billionaires hide behind. Put Elon Musk in a room with 500 broke MAGA guys, and on average, everyone in that room is a multibillionaire. That’s the trick!

Now look at the median. The actual middle American, the real one with the pickup truck, the missing teeth and the medical debt. Fourteenth place. Behind Belgium. Behind Italy. Behind Spain. And the ordinary European? The man MAGA calls a Europoor pays $9 for his insulin, glances over at the American paying $900 for the exact same vial, shrugs, and goes back to being more than twice as wealthy. He’d feel sorry for you, but honestly, he’s too busy being on vacation.

And that gap between fourth and fourteenth? That’s not a statistical quirk. That’s the entire scam laid bare. America’s wealth exists. It’s just not yours. It belongs to about eleven people in Palo Alto, and you’ve been guarding it for them for free, like an unpaid nightclub bouncer, shouting at Europeans on the internet while the owners drink champagne inside.

American exceptionalism. No other nation on Earth has ever been this successfully convinced to cheer for its own fleecing.

So by all means, keep shouting Europoor. We’ll be over here with our healthcare, our six weeks of vacation, and our double-your-median wealth, trying very hard to hear you over the sound of how sorry we feel.

[Sir Penguin @PingvinenDin]

@McBrideLawNYC Yeah, you should’ve seen the anti-European hatred from USA before they lost. And after. Your president has made his base hate literally everyone.

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@McBrideLawNYC We’re at a point where one can’t tell if this is satire or not.

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@rbmann21 @RobertMSterling They don’t.

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@CoreyCCuster There’s nothing more classless than what you are doing now. But then again, you’re not from class. It’s ok. But enough now, goodbye loser.

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They’re swallowing propaganda like Heather Brooke swallows dick.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Most Brits know some Americans are thick… but have you met MAGA thick? 😂😂😂😂

This one actually believes you can’t wave your own country’s flag in Europe because “they’re banning it”.

The absolute state of it.

[Sir Penguin @PingvinenDin]

@CoreyCCuster I’m sure your mom is impressed. Unlike you, I don’t have to impress anyone. Only losers brag about their money. But go ahead, loser.

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@CoreyCCuster The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.

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@CoreyCCuster Ok, troll.

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@CoreyCCuster Oh, those pesky facts…

https://t.co/ST59TtZQ2a

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@CoreyCCuster Ameripoors.

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@CoreyCCuster What’s my country? Oh, the one that just beat Brazil, who wins fair and square, with a player among the three top scorers in the tournament. Fuck off you whiny little bitch. Who’s living rent free in who’s head now? You seem overly obsessed by Europe. Fix your own mess, loser.

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@CoreyCCuster Your government arrested people for *checks notes* touching water. Sit this one out.

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@GuntherEagleman You cheat in everything, so why not football.