Jane

[CBC Hamilton @CBCHamilton]

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[Words @wordstionary]

It's nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.

[Words @wordstionary]

Teacher: "How much is a gram?"
Me: "Shit, depends on what you want."
Teacher: "Out, just get out."

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

A #Capricorn knows when you are lying out your ass. Caps would rather see how many more lies you tell than stop you.

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

#Capricorn is quick to tell you when you are being rude while being rude in the process.

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

#Aries will find many ways to make you happy. Aries love seeing you sport a smile.

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

#Capricorn gets turned off by a lack of class and manners.

[Words @wordstionary]

Boobytrap backwards is partyboob. Carry on.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

[Words @wordstionary]

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

If you think someone is staring at you: 1.Yawn 2. If they yawn, they were staring.

[Words @wordstionary]

People are always looking for more and forget about what they already have.