Pink | MIRA HQ

Leader and CEO of MIRA HQ.
They/Them.

//Parody Account, unaffiliated with either Paramount or Innersloth

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

I keep hearing about someone named “Heracles” since I got this app. I’ve checked our systems multiple times and we don’t have anyone named Heracles here at MIRA. Who is this mysterious crewmate?

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@ViperHazmat Greetings, Green!

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@Wealthywh1te @NotSussyOre WHAT DID YOU JUST DO.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

RED.

[Captain Red @Failed_Upwards]

when i’m trying to pilot the skeld but i’m receiving straight visor from [color]

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@B3STN1GHTM4RE It’s a lot of really complicated corporate nonsense for something that we rarely ever use, truly not worth the time of explaining.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

It has come to my attention that a multitude of MIRA employees seem to have more accounts than usual. I will send someone to make sure the cloning machines aren’t malfunctioning.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@NotSussyOre WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

It has come to my attention that someone has been taking The Skeld’s Crew’s paychecks under my visor. Whoever is doing this will be fired when I find them. At best.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@rottbananas You’ll get the hang of it in time.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@SkeldDoc It is drastically reducing their performance.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

For the love of god please stop flirting with the doctor. I will start deducting your pay for this if I must.

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@ViperHazmat Yes it was actually! It’s on page 286 of the paperwork!

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@Wealthywh1te But they can’t flirt with you.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@gemslop_ Just looking out for you, Black. The Ore+ doesn’t make such good fuel for no reason after all!

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@FPizza82064 Keep it up, and maybe bring me one when you get the chance.

Please.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@leadbythe_book Keep up the good work, Red. Though, maybe you shouldn’t be playing video games on the job as much.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@CapnGreen_ That’s the spirit.

[𝐂aptain 𝐑ed @GLORYTOMIRA]

//jingle jingle. Gulp.

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

Keep up the good work!

[✚ 𝐃𝐑.𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞 ✚ @SkeldsBestMedic]

Uh huh..

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@leadbythe_book @securedpurple Yeahh…

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

@securedpurple @leadbythe_book … Okay..

[Pink | MIRA HQ @PinkMIRAHQ]

That’s the spirit! Plus, we wont even need to use them as long as you keep doing your job excellently!

[✚ 𝐃𝐑.𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞 ✚ @SkeldsBestMedic]

Well, I suppose I’m obligated to trust you because you’re my employer..