Nautilus

It’s only a paper moon, sailing over a cardboard sea

[Joe Biden @brunchlover30]

Your website doesn't work @realDonaldTrump

[greg @greg16676935420]

“Super Intelligence”

[lil sulting @im_insulting]

The problems you're going to have after S3 drops:

[Nautilus @PinkMoon9991]

@0xAsta scary, lol

[Nautilus @PinkMoon9991]

@thesogle_ three items: tee, blackshorts, glasses = s3?!

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

Allegedly my account is not eligible.

Each one of my original investigations published to X exclusively receives 1M+ impressions and I have 132K verified followers.

Meanwhile verified news orgs repost my content and earn monetization….

Becoming clear none of the X team uses the platform beyond a surface level and over time it’ll become evident it’s no better than Jack / Twitter times.

[Nautilus @PinkMoon9991]

@kemonokaki stay strong, kakis

[Kemonokaki @kemonokaki]

a few days ago there was a vulnerability discovered involving Magic Eden. this impacted many Kemonokaki holders and nearly 1000 Kemonokakis were taken.

our community members, namely danissimo and golo, along with team member stuxneet; were able to recover 900 kemonokakis ♡

you must first revoke the vulnerable Limit Break Payment Process on Base on https://t.co/RvlcrC7PFx so we can send back the kemonokaki that were able to be recovered.

we will give people a bit of time to revoke and then in the near future we'll begin sending the kakis back to their original wallets that we have been able to save.

[Sogle.hl @thesogle_]

The official Hyperliquid S3 airdrop date has finally been hinted.

Hypurr just celebrated its 1 year anniversary today and said one of Jeff's favorite Hypurrs is the alien artist.

the Hypurr they showed?

#62.

I thought nothing of it at first.

then I checked the traits.

Alien artist.
Alien body.
Alien head.
Alien tail.

okay…

now here's where it gets weird.

today is September 28.

count 62 days from September 28.

November 29.

what happened on November 29?

the HYPE Genesis Event.

and November 29, 2026 will be exactly 2 years after Genesis.

but we're not done.

4,313 Hypurrs were distributed to Genesis participants.

4 + 3 + 1 + 3 = 11.

November is the 11th month.

so you're telling me:

Sep 28 → Hypurr 1 year anniversary

#62 → 62 days

62 days from today → Nov 29

4,313; 4+3+1+3 → 11

November → 11th month

Nov 29, 2026 → 2 years since Genesis

bro 😭

I genuinely don't know if I'm cooking or completely losing it.

but if S3 drops on November 29...

You heard it here first!

[yieldfarming @delucinator]

so why did i buy the hypurr plushie for 2500 hype again damn fuck

[james @gameboymystery]

didn't know i killed people during my visit to urgent care

[Joseph Alessio @alessio_joseph]

a rogue openai agent broke into my freezer last night and ate an entire quart of ice cream

[Nautilus @PinkMoon9991]

me when it’s another day with no airdrop

[testermike - e/acc @testdumbass]

me when it's another day with no airdrop

[testermike - e/acc @testdumbass]

me when it's another day with no airdrop

[前田知礼｜ﾏｴﾀﾞﾄﾓﾉﾘ @boyofdaruma]

なんか近所にインコが大量発生してるんですが、東京では普通なんですか？

[Nautilus @PinkMoon9991]

@log1kyr

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs law prohibiting public officials from launching meme coins.

[Henrik @Henrik_on_HL]

Happy birthday @Hypurr! 🥳

[yangz @persepolis_cap]

Which scenario sounds better:

1) Hyperliquid S3 distribution, 12-15% of total supply, retroactive, which would signal more distributions to come, as Hyperliquid enters the US market.

Fees increase by multiples, buy backs increase by multiples, users increase by multiples, crypto retail taker flow is heavily incentivized to trade on Hyperliquid as activity on the platform will still remain more valuable than the next perp dex point farm.

More traders + market makers + liquidity injection to existing users = network expansion. Metcalfe’s Law. Your $HYPE bags go up.

2) 40 years of staking emissions.

Lol.

[Iced @IcedKnife]

this still haunts me