Big Dick Lyss

Comprised of 46% anxiety 52% memes and 2% milk. I've a soft spot for the harshness of reality and a tendency to creatively vomit.

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

Watching Die Hard for the first time is how I imagine it must feel to chew 5 gum

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

You ever wanna just like
Roll around in broken glass or something

[Alpine Valley Resort @AVresort]

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[Alpine Valley Resort @AVresort]

Looking for a job? Come down to the Winter Job fair tomorrow!

[Alpine Valley Resort @AVresort]

The hotel hopes to open early this year! Let's hope for snow!

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

#jobs #wisconsin #elkhorn #easttroy #jobfair #alpinevalley #skiing #snowboarding #golfing #perks #hiring https://t.co/E8yPou7hBC

[Alpine Valley Resort @AVresort]

Looking for a job? Stop by TODAY from 4-7PM in the Hotel Lobby for our WINTER JOB FAIR! ❄️⛷️🏂🎿❄️

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

TIME TO FORCEFULLY BE POSITIVE TO PROTECT NEW PEOPLE FROM MY TOXIC MIND AND TRY TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS 👌👌

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

Tempted to hide my depression from myself again
Ya know, "be positive" "stop being so sad" "cheer up"

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

There isn't many people who make me feel safe or comfortable, so when I trust someone, I kind of end up draining them.. I'm sorry..

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

I'm sorry to every new person I meet: I am fully transparent with all my thoughts and I apologize that I'm too fucking depressing for you

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

I hate myself more than I hate.. uh.. everything 👌

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

I don't think I could possibly scream any louder

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

Why am I still alive

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

started from the #butthole now we're here
started from the #butthole now my whole team fucking here

[Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto]

Did you hear about the slice of bread who was the best man at a wedding?

He gave a great toast.

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

First I lose focus for video games, now I've lost focus for anime. What is my world coming to...

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

@Onision Warm company

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

Fell over trying to stand up
Guess it's time to eat then

[𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖞 𝕸𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖗 @grav3yardgirl]

i wish there was an award you could earn for obsessively listening to the same song 500x in a row.

[Big Dick Lyss @PinkParanoiac]

My cat just opened the cupboard where we keep her food and just P U S H E D it out of the cupboard.
Bitch, YOUR DISH IS F U L L