👾 𝔐𝔦x𝔲 👾

[👾 𝔐𝔦x𝔲 👾 @Pink_Graveyard]

I’ll box a nigga wearing briefs

[chase @cfree94]

you’re laughing.. mitch mcconnell is about to be reincarnated as anne hathaway’s baby and you’re laughing??

[𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚠𝚝 @f0rgotten_girl]

I love this

[schway lex. @Lexual__]

I must have walked into this Houston, Texas liquor store looking like I was on a mission because a worker saw me and said “you must be here for the hot girl tequila” 😭😭 clocked!

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[scoob @MostCrucified]

helped a lady at the photo counter that i'm always helping lately and then my boss was walking by and she goes "are you this young man's boss? he is the nicest worker i only shop here because of him" my power levels are insanely high right now

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

Wasn’t even no happy ending. Yvette was just pregnant again and Snoop Dogg was dead 😭

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Baathista @girIfaggot]

That tweet that’s like “hell gotta be so awkward just filled with nazis and Israelis and they’re stuck down there together forever” bro that’s not hell that’s Argentina

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

can yall stop uhhhh… victim blaming a dead black child and his parents???? idk yall weird

[max nation supreme leader @mlmferdinand]

told my boyfriend that when i was An Autistic Child i really liked making lists and he said "i know. yesterday you showed me a list of people you want to go to the club with on saturday and it was literally just your friends"

[𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷 @lesbisam]

before my gf and I got together, I was trying to lure her into my clutches by posting thirst traps on my ig story and she NEVER responded to those, but the SECOND I posted about making homemade soup, she replied saying she wanted to be my wife……. I think about this often

[Lavender ☭ 🇰🇵 @iLavenderLush]

They're known for King Leopold who ordered that the black slaves have their hands and feet cut off with a machete for not meeting their rubber quota!

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

When you infiltrate a Facebook group standing on business.

[ol @olivesnotesapp]

idiot

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

I had occasional white “friends” in high school because of the sport i played and one thing i’ll say is that those white boys will absolutely try to kill you/set you up if given the chance. They killed that boy.

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died