Pink || MIRA HQ

For the MIRA Corporation.
For all crewmate-kind.

// he/him, 18+
// not affiliated with innersloth or cbs paramount
// run by @mars_gorilla

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𝙼𝙸𝚁𝙰 𝙷𝚀 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙳.
𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂.

𝑵𝑶 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑾. 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑰𝑹𝑨 𝑯𝑸...

[📌Pink/MIRA joins #ParodyTwitter!]

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@Typingsugarpopz @rulershipism //

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@brownsbestie Please do not do this as it violates MIRA's code of conduct!

...on the waste of potable water and table salt, which are very cost-inefficient to replace aboard MIRA spacecraft. Please torment your fellow crewmates on your own dime through other means. Thank you!

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@henrystikmin @OrangeFromHR 𝙈𝙄𝙍𝘼 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙑𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙐𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀𝙎 [10] 𝙈𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙎 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂.

𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐈𝐓?

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@henrystikmin @OrangeFromHR Quite the contrary! Our HR like Orange here are dedicated professionals who do a lot of work in taking care of the crewmates and ensuring their needs are met.

AFTER ensuring MIRA Corp does not suffer litigation, profit loss, or devaluation, of course. But they WILL be met!

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@LY1N2ME // wait there's another pink??

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@The_Wormyyyy // funny number

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// not sure if it really is but it seems my account has been restricted for no reason. will try and figure this out, stay tuned

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@greenwormz // image too beefy i guess mb :sob:

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If you wish to reach us at MIRA Corp, our corporate website is now 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲!
Please send all inquiries, complaints and applications for us to review (and promptly ignore)!

https://t.co/2yFRyNjSUt

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@greenwormz // son what😭wdym

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@IC3Y_H0T_PLAN3T I am contractually obligated to reiterate:
https://t.co/aDOAHsnlc0

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We strongly advise against intimacy in MIRA facilities. Please do this in your own quarters.

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@Whittycrewmate Worry not, shareholder! Contribute another two dollars to our market value and we can MAKE them like you on your behalf!

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@SexyShipAmongUs @GothGeology [𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗥. 𝗦𝗢𝗙𝗧𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗔 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗖𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗗𝗘𝗦. 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡.]

MIRA HQ to... Skeld... how do you copy...?

[Pink || MIRA HQ @Pink_MIRACorp]

// new rp stuff coming soon

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Thank you, associates, for your loyal support and assistance to the MIRA Corporation. Through your efforts, we will reach greater heights.

// thank you for 150 followers!!!!!🎊

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@GothGeology // is this the in character way of saying you're getting rate limited

[𑣲┆𝓞𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 ˚.⋆ֹ @OrangeSalts]

“ What’s interaction bait? Haha !”

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Who needs shipping when you can ship important Ore+ cargo for MIRA Corporation?

𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳.

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𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗔 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽.
𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲-𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱.
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@GothGeology TWO accounts, actually!
https://t.co/NqPUjRasES

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We would like to announce on behalf of the MIRA Corporation the launch of our public relations account!

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@bestestskeldcap Good.

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If you have signed an NDA with us or possess sensitive information regarding MIRA and our operations, remember to adhere to security protocols! Loose lips sink ships.

And we know when they do.