Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Filayyy University C/O ’98

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

I CANT SLEEP THROUGHHHH THE NIGHHTTT

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

Goodbye, Octo.

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Yo climate change being a major issue is lowkey bullshit and I’m calling cap

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

Streameast down selling the fuck out of me right now.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

Brutally crop dusted a 10/10 just now and she had an audible reaction. #silentbutdeadly #wasntme

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

Who my dad been hanging with??

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Bro must’ve really needed that A.

[KTLA @KTLA]

Barstow High School Teacher Arrested, Accused of Sexual Relationship With 16-Year-Old Student https://t.co/wOUQN20yud

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

Boutta get stoned and watch 3 hours of Noah Vonleh Knicks highlights. So, yea… I’d say I’m in for a good night.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

Easiest under of my life.

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

BE HONEST.

Over or under 2.5 showers per week? 🚿

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

@DikLong69696969 Watch it, pal.

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Now that Joey Chestnut isn’t competing. It’s time for the rise of the real glizzy gobbler. @SammySekler you know what to do. #makewayforarealone #whiteboyoftheyear

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

BFD. @bigmoneyman6969 head is way bigger

[helkum @he1kumwya]

my uncle need to shave that shit off 😭

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

Boutta cook some cheeseburgers #youarewhatyoueat

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

@DikLong69696969 @DEBRICKFERGY100 😭😭

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

@DEBRICKFERGY100 Yuhhhhhh

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@BleacherReport @paulpierce34 Shouldn’t he be getting chlamydia from some hookers right now?

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

Lil baby my favorite rapper 🏄‍♂️

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

@RGIII @tkelce @taylorswift13 You have no idea what I’m capable of as a hater.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

@JakeGillam13 Shut the fuck up

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@kizzyhighsmith Lowkey nice in 2k15. #stretchbig

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @Pinkallovermy1s]

Anyone else miss the days when Thiago Splitter was a solid NBA big? #blockedbyLebron #averageatbest