𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲

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𝑆𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑺.
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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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ᅠ𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗇 ᅠ𝖺𝗅𝗅 ᅠ𝓱𝗈𝗉𝖾 ᅠ𝗐𝖺𝗌 ᅠ𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕, ᅠ
ᅠ𝖺𝗇𝖽 ᅠ𝗍𝗁𝖾 ᅠ𝓱𝗈𝗎𝗋 ᅠ𝗈𝖿 ᅠ𝓓𝐎𝐎𝐌 ᅠ𝗐𝖺𝗌 ᅠ𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁ᅠ...

ᅠ𝖠ᅠ 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈 ᅠ𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒚 ᅠ𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔 ᅠ𝗀𝖺𝗋𝖻𝖾𝖽 ᅠ𝗂𝗇 ᅠ𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗇
ᅠ𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖽, ᅠ𝖺𝗌 ᅠ𝗂𝖿 ᅠ𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 ᅠ𝓷𝗈𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾.

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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If you're more of a traditional person, blonde is always an option.

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

@TWILIGHTSTUD Does it start with a P... ?

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

@TWILIGHTSTUD It's a hard question, ease up! Is there... a hint?

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

@TWILIGHTSTUD Hm... this might be the hardest puzzle she's ever faced! Maybe it's housewife? Or sweetheart?

[𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @TWILIGHTSTUD]

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♡： 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗔 𝗗𝗠
↻：𝗦𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗗
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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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Why is she taking so long to rescue the princess? Well...

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

@oraclinggooner ⠀

She can't help it. It's not her fault her earthquakecausing courageclappers are so huge and heavy...

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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Despite being a very heroic young woman, there IS one horrible act she often commits; brutally mogging every flat-ass woman in Hyrule.

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[Saiykik (COMS OPEN) @Saiykik]

Flame Armor Link

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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Are you a civilian in distress? Do you need to assign a random hot girl a very important side-quest?

If so, 𝓛𝑖𝑘𝑒 this post for the 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙤𝙛 𝙇𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙 to adventure into your DMs. ♡

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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Are you a civilian in distress? Do you need to assign a random hot girl a very important side-quest?

If so, 𝓛𝑖𝑘𝑒 this post for the 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙤𝙛 𝙇𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙 to adventure into your DMs. ♡

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

@oraclinggooner She prefers to call it Z-Targeting.

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

@theroyalstud She might be a bit overconfident, though... she probably thinks she'd NEVER be defeated by horsedick!

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

@theroyalstud A trick of the eye... ? Or something. 😵‍💫

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

@theroyalstud That she's constantly making blowie motions with her hands means nothing...

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

@theroyalstud Different? You're seeing things.

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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You know, when Link tried out the '𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥', she was expecting it to be about actual swordsmanship.

As it turns out, it's actually a test to see how long she can handle bouncing on one of the Princess's 𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘳𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘰𝘴.

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