Helena Handbasket

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. ✌❤☮🌈 Mom of 3. Selectively social. Live & let live (unless you're a spider).

[Helena Handbasket @PinkeeSwear]

I'd rather sit in my car and risk being late than walk into the building with a coworker and risk an awkward conversation.

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@Rainmaker1973

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Helpful hint when peeing at work:

Make sure the door is LOCKED and always slide the “vacant” sign over to “occupied,” or prepare to get walked in on. 😒

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Just beat some sock lint to death with a slipper, thinking it was a black spider on my rug.

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@ThrillaRilla369 “Welcome in”

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@movie_tvshows_ “Now I want to play with yewwwwwwww.”

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Me

[Helena Handbasket @PinkeeSwear]

Am I doing anything for Spring Break? 🤔 Does taking my car in for service count?

[Helena Handbasket @PinkeeSwear]

They also remember if you DIDN’T.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Always go to the funeral. Always go to the hospital. You don't need to know what to say.

In times of profound crisis, people don't remember your words, they only remember whether you showed up for them at their lowest moment.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

“Let’s go around the room” is honestly the worst thing an introvert wants to hear

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

This is true

[Helena Handbasket @PinkeeSwear]

I was writing out a card for my son, screwed it up, and for some reason CUT IT UP and threw it out, then spent 20 min panicking when I couldn’t remember where I’d put the spare cards. That’s enough excitement; I’m going to bed.

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Should be sleeping but instead I got up to pee and then turned on the heater cuz the fleece pants and two pairs of socks ain’t working.

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Rainy day off, perfect day to sleep in. Instead I had a doctor appointment, surprise bloodwork, and am now doing the first of three loads of laundry.

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My alarm goes off in four hours WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I AWAKE

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First haircut since June and first hair color since May. 👵🏻

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@mema922 @LibertyJen Yeah, I did that and they made me wait for 45 minutes 🤦🏻‍♀️

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My employer: “Hey, I know it’s only 11 days’ notice but there’s a big all-day meeting you’re expected to attend.”

Me: “Lemme check my calendar…”

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At 8:30 I was falling asleep watching TV. At 1AM I’m wide awake singing “Lido Shuffle” by Boz Scaggs.

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@Matt_Pinner I pretty much did that last week for free.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Yep! No cell phones, no water bottles, it’s a wonder we survived.