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the 푸 to my 린

[Affordability Crisis @trackingcosts]

Pilots have to retire at 65. Firefighters can’t work at 80. My grandpa isn’t allowed to drive after dark. But sure, hand that generation the nuclear codes and let them write laws for grandkids they wouldn’t be trusted to babysit.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA bitches are quote tweeting me and telling me that Trump should sue me for calling him a pedophile. So I just wanted to make one thing perfectly fucking clear…..

Donald Trump is a pedophile.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I love when a dog sighs like he’s carrying the whole family financially. Sir, you ate a leaf today and napped.

[chels ✨ @parameddie_]

"your friends don't have to share the same opinions as you!!" is for music and pizza toppings, not when a country is committing a genocide.

[moonhohyun @moonhohyun66505]

It's like a fully callback of Perfect Night omg😭

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

How it feels trying to sleep the night before you need to get up early

[aniii🪐 @aniii81]

"you have already left kudos here" yeah my bad I want the author to bend me over and fuck me nasty style🙄

[day @paradoxhers]

very disturbing how men can be spending time with their children, holding the childen, watching the children's show, and still be thinking about sex

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Boomers: "work hard and you'll be rewarded"

Millennials: worked hard. not rewarded.

Gen Z: noted.

[Roony @Roonysters]

I wish my parents could have added some nepo to the tism they gave me

[jami @g6ldwings]

cyh/aig edit, shoutout zero

[Meyve⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @Meyvesuyu13]

Cezanın azlığı belli olmasın diye 26 kişinin cezasını toplayıp yazmışlar
Haberciliğiniz batsın

[✰. @swagoszn_]

I'm the type of person that restarts a song because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough.

[nimuu ◂Ⓘ▸ @bluenokii]

the downvotes bro god please take all the redditors theyre ready

[ELON SMD @pearlinasbeau]

You can host multiple rape parties and traffic children and be released from prison within a couple years apparently 👍🏽 The justice system has literally never done shit for rape victims lol it’s astonishing people even question why rape victims don’t come forward.

[sop is gonna end her shit @sopseye]

this is EXACTLY what everyone has been doing since katseye became a group and im fucking sick of it

[rhyme @rhyeins]

these are the people who think one group copied another group’s release in the span of 2 weeks