March 8th

Stoic, Fashion enthusiast, martial arts lover(taekwondo, judo), coke, caffeine addict, lover 🤭

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

Another beautiful morning, looking aggressively beautiful as usual 🙄🤔 me spiritually packing money from CBN 🤫 giving audio tips here and there 🤭 feeling fly 💅 can't be oppressed 😌 still looking unto God for better opportunities and longer life 🙏

[Zekeri Idris Jnr @IdrisZekeriJnr]

I call them “EFCC of Yahoo boys and Hook up girls”, they could not detect a “fake” government agency, just spray money small now, they will send a letter of invitation to your grand fathers house in the village inviting you for investigation.

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

@Molayoo_ @Febsbaby_ They should keep humiliating them that don’t reason well

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

@libriscent Just like one I used to know, I refused him from ruining my birthday, no matter how much he tried, then I gave him a taste of his medicine and he was mad, wanting to hit his head on the wall, posting rubbish up and down

[Akinwumi @Big_marvis]

As a Muslim, there's one contradiction I still struggle to understand... 🤔

A Muslim migrates to a Christian-majority country...
👊
He wants to build a mosque.👍

He wants to preach Islam freely.👍

He wants to distribute Qur'ans.

He wants halal food.👊

He wants religious freedom.👍

Excellent! That's exactly how it should be. 👏

But here's where my brain starts overheating... 😂

Why does that same freedom suddenly become "dangerous" when a Christian wants to build a church or preach in some Muslim-majority countries😭

Interesting...😔

So freedom is beautiful...🤌

...until it's someone else's freedom? 🤔

Since Islam is truly from Allah...

Why should it panic because a church was built down the road?

Why should a Bible make the truth nervous?

Why should a Christian preacher be treated like a national security threat?

You can't export religious freedom... and import religious restrictions...🤔

If we demand tolerance abroad... we should have the courage to practice it at home.

Double standards have never strengthened the truth..🤌

"A belief that asks for freedom only for itself isn't asking for freedom... it's asking for privilege."...✊

[Sunny Elem @ElemSunny]

A little marriage test. 😄

If your spouse isn’t your best friend…I’m sorry. You may have married a roommate.

Best friends don’t just pay bills together.

They gist.

They laugh over nonsense.

They gossip 😂

They plan.

They dream.

They tease each other.

They quarrel.

They argue over nothing.

They fight…then, somehow, they settle the case in the court of the “other room” before the next morning. 😄❤️

Marriage is more than sharing a house.

It’s sharing a life.

If you can’t wait to tell your spouse the smallest, funniest thing that happened during your day…

You’re not just husband and wife.

You’ve found your best friend.

[𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓪 @elioralux]

A woman at work announced she was pregnant.

Everyone congratulated her.

Then one guy smiled and asked,

"So... when are you quitting?"

She laughed because she thought he was joking.

He wasn't.

He said,

"Well... someone's got to stay home with the baby."

Before she could answer, another coworker asked him,

"Out of curiosity..."

"When your wife got pregnant, did anyone ask if you were quitting your job?"

He looked confused.

"No."

"Why would they?"

The coworker smiled.

"Exactly."

The room went quiet.

Nobody was arguing.

Nobody was angry.

It was just one of those moments where everyone realized a question can sound completely normal...

...until you imagine asking it to a man.

I've thought about that conversation more than I expected.

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

@uchmoney_ @aproko_doctor You can just read and pass, you really do not have to show your brain’s shortcomings to the world

[Muna @Munalozy]

I like dates, I like healthy communication. I like room to grow and improve. I like quality time. I like reassurance. I like reciprocated energy.

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

@muheediva01 Dogs on the bed and chairs
Eating on the bed
Poor hygiene
Loitering everywhere
Wearing outside shoes inside the house
Shouting (only mad people should, except you are)
Anger (go to the boxing ring and go get beaten, don’t disturb me with your stupid issues please)

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER FEEL SHY ABOUT

Buying your menstrual pads or tampons.

Buying condoms.

Asking questions about birth control options.

Asking for emergency contraception.

Purchasing pregnancy tests.

Getting tested for STIs.

Booking a gynecologist appointment.

Talking to a doctor about vaginal infections or discharge.

Buying lube.

Getting a sex toy.

Protecting your health.

Buying acne treatment.

Treating body odor.

Asking about hair loss.

Buying adult diapers.

Seeking therapy.

Asking for help.

Setting boundaries.

Saying no.

Saying you can't afford something.

Returning something that didn't work for you.

Starting over.

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

@OurFavOnlineDoc Selective acceptance, selective ownership 🤡
We didn’t know US Citizens now bear Folarin Balogun

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

@Thebiglade @Masterdam9 Very easy as I always forget posting there

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

@Molayoo_ Reason why cheating shouldn’t be forgiven

[Menya @menyaaaaaaaaaaa]

After 3 cartridges of local anesthesia this woman was still in pain and the doctor asked her;

“Do you drink ma’am?”

“No I don’t”

“Do you smoke?”

“No I don’t”

We had to go through with the procedure even though the patient had discomfort.

Husband walks in and she said;

“Baby I’m in paiiiiin”🥺🥺

“Didn’t the doctor give you injection”

“He did, he even gave me 3 and nothing worked”

“Ehnn it won’t work now, shey you’ve been popping bottles, drinking champagne, taking shots of tequila, taking wine and cocktail”

Maximum silence everywhere. I just pretended like I didn’t hear what he said.

See, there’s absolutely no reason to lie to your healthcare giver.
And yes, smoking and drinking can interfere with local anesthesia.

[Jade Osiberu @jadeosiberu]

I know a number of people who didn’t marry their “spec” but are in the healthiest marriages I know. Their spec was typically whatever was culturally deemed to be at the apex of the attractiveness pyramid when they were growing up. For a lot of guys in my generation, it was the music video “vixens” from the late 90s/early 2000s Hip & R&B music videos with ‘coke bottle figures’ and or light skinned eurocentric features. When it’s time to find a partner for the very serious endeavor of sharing a life with, that “spec” is simply inadequate as a measure of compatibility and that’s understandable. The foolishness though is communicating it as though their partner somehow didn’t measure up to their “spec” instead of simply admitting that the idea of their spec was stupid all along and a young boy’s lack of wisdom of what makes a good life partner.

Communicating publicly or even privately to your partner that they weren’t your spec to begin with may seem harmless, after-all you’re just being honest. But subconsciously, it’s an ego trip for you who “settled” and for your the partner, it’s a chip they will always carry on their shoulder that to you, they aren’t quite enough. They’re missing something you had always longed for, so much so that you still consider it to be your “spec”. It’s an unnecessary mind fuck and a cruel thing to say about somebody who is sharing a life with you. No matter how flowery you are with the compliments that come after. You’ve already knocked them down several pegs.

If the point is to say your spec changed then talk about the stupidity of having a spec to begin with. Because I’ve never heard anyone in these situations talk about character attributes being their spec, it’s always superficial stuff. Or speak about how meeting your partner opened your eyes to what true beauty is. Speak in ways that elevate and affirm your partner.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

One day gents you must understand that women are reciprocators, not initiators. They step AFTER y’all step. You lead, they FOLLOW. Idk how else to explain this but it’s really SO simple.
🤦🏽‍♂️

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

@shezzzz_weird What response and sticker is that? 😀🤣🤣

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

@Munalozy Reason why I’m not forgiving anybody who deliberately hurts me anymore

[March 8th @Pinkspanish]

@MissAlly_01 A very “strong willed woman” 😀🤣