the reason alhaitham has those two massive pecs is because after falling out with kaveh, he hit the gym, where an eremite told him chest day would heal his broken heart. turns out the eremite was right because those tits prompted kaveh to come crawling back to the tavern.
I still can't believe the nineties X-Men finale ended with Magneto going: "How dare you question my love for Charles Xavier? I love him so much that I would give up my lifelong dream and risk my life instead to make sure he can live on."
My roman empire tbh. 😭 #Cherik