Pinky Ring

Unofficial account of Manager of (The Greatest Marble Team of All Time) the Pinkies Marble League

[Pinky Ring @Pinkyring121]

Ladies and Gentlemen and the wonderful non-binaries. My hair is thinning again and my sweat is showering down my marbley forehead so you know it's the season. Marbula 1 is back baby! Rosa! Panther! Toe! Winky! Dinky! They may not all race, but they'll all be there cheering us on!

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@Pinky_ToeJMR @cream_mints I would fucking love Marble baseball. We gotta talk to some connections and get the team ready. I’ll find a practice space for you guys to start training, this is gonna be epic

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@Pinky_ToeJMR @JMR_Pinkies @PinkyRosa14 @JMRPinkyPanther @PinkydinkJMR Great job. You guys were all fantastic. I wish Panther was on twitter. But I’m going to shower him in champagne when I get the chance

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See you all and the bees in 2023

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But in all seriousness congratulations to everyone. You all worked hard to be here and you made us work extra hard to be at the top. I am so proud of this team and I hope nothing but good things for them and everyone else in the ML. Thank you all for a great year

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#IKnowML22IsOverBUT this whole event is a sham and I want to talk to who ever is running this. We will not be cheated like this I- wait. We won? Holy shit!!! Let’s go Pinkies! I can finally pay back all those gambling debts! I should really get help, but tonight’s for partying!!

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What we need. Tomorrow isn’t about proving anything, we’ve done that. Tomorrow is just about winning. Tomorrow decides who is remembered, and the Pinkies will always be remembered. Because after tomorrow, no one will forget the words #pinkiescomingforgold

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Ok. I think I got one last speech in me. @PinkyRosa14 @Pinky_ToeJMR @PinkydinkJMR No more stories, no more yelling, just the truth. No matter what they have to say you have proven it. You have proven the pinkies are not a failure, always remember that.

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The Pinkies were founded on the words “never give up” and I like to think every one of you has never forgotten those words. You are the greatest athletes to ever roll across marble earth. There’s a reason none of you have ever been removed or replaced, because you’re exactly

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@Pinky_ToeJMR @PinkyRosa14 Are we the premiere team? Because I'm looking at the standings and I'm pretty sure they're telling me who the premiere team is.

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@BigGetsBigTakes Feel free to use it as my overreaction if you can.

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See our interview after event 15 https://t.co/6pefANDc5A

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@Pinky_ToeJMR @JMR_Pinkies We came third in water race, second in rafting, only one place to go for the final water event. ;)

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And I know I'm breaking my own rule already with a second tweet, but Pinky winky put glue on themselves in bowling because they thought it was too easy otherwise! Panther watched Bambi and didn't cry once! We are the premiere team, and no one will get in our gold tinted way!!!

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#Iknowitsonlyevent12but This is only a fraction of our power! I watched @PinkyRosa14 split a tree in half in less time than I could see! @Pinky_ToeJMR fought off a bear with their own bare marble hands! @PinkydinkJMR drank an entire hot sauce bottle with out so much as a tear!

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@PinkyRosa14 @Pinky_ToeJMR @PinkydinkJMR @JMRPinkyPanther You are all GOATs and we're partying again tonight!! Cruise ships, Champaign, hot tubs!! Whatever you want, it's on me!!!

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@BigGetsBigTakes It does rhyme, Told, Soul, Gold. You just have to read it in the right rhythm. But I will now restrict myself to single tweets for the rest of the league, I was just trying to experiment. I promise now only the most quality overreactions

[Pinky Ring @Pinkyring121]

#Iknowitsonlyevent11BUT
1st place is gold
2nd place is silver
Speeders may have speedy
But we have Panther

Faith may be all our fans have left
The rest say we're up for leave
They say the showdown is where we're set
They didn't know we had 5 medals up our sleeve
1/3

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But when it's all said and done
And they've had their fun
It will still be #PinkiesComingForGOLD
3/3

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@thatratintrash @momoikkai I concur

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@AMM_JMR Well, what you don't know is that we are at our best when under pressure...
So we'll just go with, we haven't been under pressure until now.

[Pinky Ring @Pinkyring121]

Well, at least we've guaranteed people still talking about this team after the League. Either we have our first ever podium finish, and we can finally start our redemption arc. Or we will be remembered for choking a 19 point lead.