fairway frank

1 inch taller than Danny DeVito 🍒 she/her

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

I'll do it, but only for the attention

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

Feelin like her. No thoughts just head full of gum

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

Holiday season comes around and my parents act like they haven't handled split custody for the past 15 yrs

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

Thinking about how Stacey and Clinton would probs throw out 90% of my wardrobe and how I would probs throw up

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

Rip to all the necklaces i broke while taking off my turtleneck and forgetting they were on the outside

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

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[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

Beautiful day for soggy jeans ☔️

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

@serafinamarmo Yes! It is! Like yes $350 is wild but..

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

“I took these clothes to get tailored and they wanted to charge me $350 sooo will you do it for free?” I HATE KNOWING HOW TO SEW

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

No problems here!

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

Pink hair! Tattoo appointment! Moving out! Back in therapy! Birthday in a week! I am so powerful! 🎀💖

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

For a hot sec my brain said.. cheetah girls??

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

Blue!!

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

Take a wild guess..

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

I get so nervous buying clothes like "what if I gain/lose a dramatic amount of weight in the next month???" even tho I've been the same size for like 5 yrs

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

I put way too much stock in my dreams when I'm watching sopranos

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

@Sean_W_Anderson Thank you for giving lil Tony a new home!! 🌟

[Sean Anderson @Sean_W_Anderson]

truly iconic work by @pinkysmallss

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

And I'm Burt Macklin's brother.. Kip .. Hackman

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

@jaymce And ur my coolest uncle, what of it

[fairway frank @Pinkysmallss]

My uncle just causally mentioned he made out with robin tunney (the craft, empire records) in hs and i am dead