MAX

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

If I got the explosive diarrhea parasite I probably wouldn’t even notice.

[am.will @LLMJunky]

most people dont have a clue how tremendous the technological shift will be in just the next 3 years.

[MAX @PinneyMaxIV]

Pronouncing Mandarin like tambourine

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

people who dont have cats are always like oh but they are so aloof and unattached. then why is my cat trying to break down my bathroom door when im in the shower

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

RIP Tay Keith you really fucked these niggas up with this one.

[Tesla North America @tesla_na]

A Model Y driver started experiencing a medical emergency with chest pain mid-drive & called his son.

His son then remotely rerouted the car – which had FSD Supervised enabled – to the nearest hospital & let them know the vehicle was en route. ER staff were standing by on arrival.

Doctors later confirmed the quick reroute likely saved his life.

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[sedated @angelsurvives]

coworker who i thought didn’t fw me that much, told me she had my bday saved on her calendar

[CEO of RAM @EnviRams]

Combatting depression by cumming 3+ times a day.

[MAX @PinneyMaxIV]

my stomach makes a noise in a quiet room and i have to just sit there and pretend i’m not housing a creature

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

Computa… just blow my shit smooth off

[곽사야 @_sayanim_]

사랑해
영원히

[Zavalr @Zavallr]

by the way

it’s okay to feel emotional about destiny ending.

destiny wasn’t “just a game”

it was home.

[That REDACTED Guy @REDACTEDSpider]

For all of it's faults
All of it's stumbles

Destiny will forever be my favorite game of all time..

[MAX @PinneyMaxIV]

@soleio Why, drunk at a family outing, did I think of this exact concept??!????

[Tesla @Tesla]

You don’t have to drive anymore

[Lior @liorsela]

“OMG, you have a Tesla?”

STFU 🤣

Best response ever!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We live on a planet where trees communicate, octopuses dream, elephants honor their dead, bees dance to find their way, crows remember, ants build, cats heal with their purring, and the forest, after the fire, blooms again.

[JT @jiratickets]

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application