Central Jersey Capo

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[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@___taje___ I missed my calling.

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

I’m no lawyer, but the first sentence of the 14th Amendment seems pretty cut and dry on this.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Leavitt: This administration believes that birthright citizenship is unconstitutional

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

We get it, it’s New Years. You don’t need to set off 10 kiloton fireworks to announce it.

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@EuphoricDot @alex_westry They’re still learning MLS Twitter, they’ll get there eventually.

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

Y’all really killed this for that. #MLS

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@alex_westry As I tell my 18 month old, “it’s okay to have big feelings about shitposts on the internet”

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@InterIsInMySouI Traded a media company for a sugar water company? Yup, that happened.

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@alex_westry I just thought it was a funny tweet, but it’s okay, you can be mad.

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

San Diego fans already figured out the Triad of #RBNY insults.

1) We’re owned by a sugar water company
2) We play in NJ
3) We haven’t won MLS Cup

Next they’ll claim a decades long rivalry with us, and the expansion team onboarding process will be complete.

[Hunk Cris @TheFlow_BR]

"O ódio implicaria que eu me importo. Você é apenas mais um clube de expansão “FC” para mim. Bem-vindo à MLS."

Detalhe: ele torce pra um time que vendeu a sua história pra uma marca de bebidas e que se diz de NY mesmo sendo de NJ.

O Lozano conquistou mais títulos que vocês.

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@alex_westry You’re aware Rob is not me right?

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@alex_westry 1 shitpost, 2 replies. Get it right.

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@alex_westry Hate would imply that I care. You’re just another “FC” expansion club to me. Welcome to MLS.

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@alex_westry 1. That’s like an oil company saying “if the ducks didn’t land on our oil spill, they wouldn’t have died.”

2. Opinion, but fair.

3. Those original kits are dope. Sure as hell beats whatever soulless abomination the SDFC kit and crest are.

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

What if the real drones are just the friends we made along the way?

[Dax McCarty @DaxMcCarty11]

Closure and new beginnings ❤️

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@CoachJ0e @chrisgrantnj Ah yes, because the sportswashing private equity firm that owns you guys is totally not corporate.

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

Just a bunch of fucking Jersey kids #RBNY

[VikingArmySC @VikingArmy_SC]

Not our team getting props.
#RBNY

[Central Jersey Capo @PintSizeCapo]

@CoachJ0e Triggered again, Joe? I know it was rainy today, but a short walk would do you some good I think.

[VikingArmySC @VikingArmy_SC]

Not our team getting props.
#RBNY

[The Red Bulls Experience @rbnyxp]

Yesterday almost felt like it wasn’t even real in a way. Didn’t feel like a Red Bulls game.

Super grateful for our run, but just absolutely devastated.

To whoever rival fans think we’re shaken by this: we’re fucking not. Loyalty over everything. Our club forever. #RBNY