Pinto Zane

I was born to win, and to be a winner,
I must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. 🏆🍾 🥂🥂🥂

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Meet Hugo Galdeano, the 11-year old at Barcelona's La Masia.

Spain's next big thing.

[PHOENIX 30BG @30bgphoenixx]

Morning Routine of a Black Man in a Relationship with a White Woman.😭

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Barcelona lost Messi in 2021 because they were €1.2 billion in debt and La Liga slashed their wage cap from €347 million to €97 million. The emergency fix was fielding children. Four years later those children won La Liga, and one of them carries a €1 billion release clause.

The cap crisis meant Barcelona couldn't register signings. Academy kids on entry-level wages were the only players they could afford to put on the pitch. So Lamine Yamal debuted at 15 years and 9 months. Pau Cubarsí debuted at 16. Gavi, Pedri, Balde, and Casadó all got minutes a healthy club would never have risked on teenagers.

Then the desperation play turned out to be the best roster strategy in football. Yamal joined at age 7 from CF La Torreta, a local youth club. Transfer fee zero. Barcelona turned down a €250 million bid for him. He made 106 senior appearances before turning 18. Messi made 9.

The cap math makes it even better. Real Madrid operates with a €761 million squad cost limit. Barcelona's is €432 million. They won the league anyway, because half the starting lineup was developed in-house at academy cost.

Messi's final Barcelona contract was worth over €500 million. His replacement cost nothing.

Those 11-year-olds in the video are the next batch. A pipeline that began as a bankruptcy workaround is now the entire plan.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,” he shouted.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

“An ambulance just drove by!”

“Looks like the Andersons have company,” he called out.

“Matt’s riding a new bike!”

“Looks like the Sandersons are moving!”

“Jason is on his skateboard!”

After a few moments he announced,

“The Coopers are having sex!!”

Startled, his mother and father shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out,

“How do you know they’re having sex?”

“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.”

[ProfitableMan @ProfitableMan1]

Two ways to earn money.

The earlier kids learn this, the higher the chances they won’t have to work for money in their adult years.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The youth development system for soccer in Europe is actually insane.

[Evon @_evon3929]

1. What Gmail's defaults are actually optimized for

Gmail is free, and free means the defaults are built for the broadest possible audience doing the simplest possible thing — check inbox, read, reply, done. Nothing about the default setup expects eleven years of accumulation, aggressive marketing emails, or an inbox that's become the de facto filing cabinet for someone's entire financial and professional life.

So everything lands in one pile unless you tell it not to. Storage silently fills because cleanup isn't automatic. Search works fine for last week's email and struggles the moment there are 40,000 of them. None of this is broken — it's just tuned for a mailbox six months old, not eleven years deep.

[Evon @_evon3929]

A guy had Gmail for 11 years and 41,000 unread emails.

His inbox was chaos — promotions mixed with invoices mixed with actual important stuff, buried three scrolls deep. Search never found what he needed on the first try. Storage kept warning him he was almost out, on a free account he swore he'd never filled up.

His sister works in IT support. She opened his Gmail on his laptop over coffee. Eight taps and two filters later, she closed the laptop.

His inbox showed maybe 12 emails that actually mattered that day. The rest sorted themselves — automatically — into folders he didn't have to build by hand. Storage freed up almost 3GB without him deleting a single email he cared about. Search started finding things instantly.

"Eleven years," he said, "and I never touched a single setting."

"Nobody does," she said. "Gmail ships built for 'good enough on day one,' not for eleven years of your actual life piling up in it."

Here's everything she changed.👇

[Phoenix @hpareek]

@Mind_Essentials Kindness

[358ちゃん @max358japan]

Bad ball boys vs Hero ball boy🥶

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Never forget when the keeper turned his back during Sergio Ramos' penalty just to put him off. 😭

[sikie4🐝 @sikie4backup]

Good Morning Beautiful People 💖🙏🏾
😩😩 Let’s get some morning body massage

[Pookie's Polls & Opinions @pookiepolls]

THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH SOUTH AFRICA.

As encountered by Zandile Tshangane.

So this morning my niece got mugged, hit and almost rapped on her way to school by two boys. We then went to the police station to report the case so one of the guys asked us to sit down and we will be assisted.

This lady (on the picture) then comes and yells, why are we sitting where we are seated? We tried to explain but her attitude was already on steroids.

We proceed to explain why we were there and she said she will not open a case with out the suspects names, surname or ID number.

We asked for her name and she said “Andazi” (I do not know)

So when I am being mugged I should ask them thieves for the details?

Carletonville Saps you can do way better than this.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Never forget when Trump slapped Vince McMahon at WrestleMania in 2007 😂

[Shanix🦋💫 @ShanitaAnkunda]

Next time just mind yo business 😂😂👌

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

He builds so fast it looks like a human 3D printer.

[Insane Videos @insanevideos]

A woman shared one last kiss with her boyfriend before his flight took off. Just seconds later, her husband walked into the airport carrying flowers, completely unaware of what had just happened. The entire airport was left in stunned silence. 😳💀

[Sexual Health coach @sxhealth101]

The one position that makes 90% of women c*m in under 5 minutes (most men never try it).

It is….

[masiza💙 @Masiza3912]

@ramalokot Mzantsi boys score goals like

[Thuso™ 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @ramalokot]

We can't compete