3PintsFC

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

Welcome to the official Twitter of
3PintsOfCum.
Official player names -
Owner/Manager - Primel Zambrottshaw(Plasma_Destiny)
Defenders -
Shola Ameobi (TheToonSoldier)
Umbongo Mugembi(FootyBall24)
Primel Zambrottshaw(currently retired at the age of 43)
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[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

WE JUST BEAT THE SECOND BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD AND MASON GREENWOOD SCORED A HAT-TRICK!
THE NECROPHYLIACS HAVE BEEN FUCKED

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

@TawkinAboot Theres no fuckin way man!!!

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

Me - *Hello*
Unknown - * Is this 3PintsOfCum?*
Me - *Yes who's calling?*
Unknown - * It's Division 1, welcome home*.

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

The division 2 title has been won!

A very convincing 5-1 win against a decent side.

2 goals AND 3 assists for ZambrottShaw(MotM) but honorable mentions for Umbongo who pinged a great ball for the first goal, and Martinelli who set me up twice but didnt recieve the assist.

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

Just like to say a massive well done to the team there.

Everyone played incredibly well and as a team tonight has probably been the best session we have had.

I hope Division one will bring us success in the future, but we still have 3 games left to win the title.

Back soon❤🙏

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

6 WINS IN 7 IN DIVISION 2 MEANS WE GET THE PROMOTION AND GO UP TO DIVISON 1!!!!

AN ABSOLUTE BATTERING AGAINST A 9 MAN TEAM WE WIN 2-1 WITH A MASSIVE LATE COMEBACK!

Goals from the most unlikely sources in Sparkles and Andreas Jackson (the CB man of the match)

GET THE FUCK IN!

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

We are now 5 out of 6!!

A very convincing performance again with a 4-0 rage quit.

Very well played all round, a red card for Mugembi but his sacrifice got us a crucial goal for the win, amongst the other 3.

Good first game for Sparkles filling in at left back.

1 more win!!!

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

NOW ITS 4 IN 4 WHAT THE FUCKKKK

Another 2-1 win!!

2 goals from ZambrottShaw(MotM) assisted by Jeffy and Martinelli respectively, safely puts us through another win.

Big up Shola for another outstanding performance at centre back and to Sisko for holding down midfield.

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

Aaaaand its 3 for 3!!

A 2-1 win with goals from Jeffy and Zambrottshaw with a brilliant assist from Martinelli.

An outstanding defensive performance from Ameobi and Umbongo, who gets the man of the match...

He made me reminisce of Prime Zabaleta, incredible.

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

Also, big up Sisko and Ameobi for returning to the boys today.

Been a tough break without them but they're back and better than ever.

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

Been a rough break from twitter recently.

The admin has been in and out, but he has returned to us briefly for today.

Currently 2 wins out of 2 in Division 2.

Jeffy doing absolute bits in the first game.

ZambrottShaw and Martinelli 2G and 1A each in the second.

Unreal start.

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

2-0 up at half time in this game.

If we maintain the lead we are GUARANTEED promotion into Division 2.

@UmbongoMugembi I can hear the Virgin Islands calling🙏

Goals from Martinelli and um, Martinelli.

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

AND WE HAVE WON AGAIN!!!
3-2 WIN WITH 10 MEN SINCE THE FIRST 10 MINUTES

MAN OF THE MATCH - MARTINELLI

BIG UP SPARKLES FOR 2 ASSISTS

BIG UP BALOTELLI FOR THE BANGER SIUUUU

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AND ITS 3-2 I DONT BELIEVE IT

BALOTELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

WHAT A FUCKING FINISH ON HIS LEFT FOOT!!!!

IM WET

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AND ITS 2-2!!!

After his bad pass in midfield be makes an incredible run in midfield and gets through 1 on 1.

Cleverly chips the ball over the keeper to finish

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

Well, 2-1 down.

An unnecessary backheel from Martinelli in midfield leads to them getting the ball and attacking. Sisko tackles, and as does Mugembi but the ball just gets put into the path of their attacker, absolute bollocks.

[3PintsFC @PintsCum]

Half time and it ends 1-1.

A complete jammy goal for them with multiple rebounds and a rebound off the post left the keeper stranded.

Down to 10 men and playing well, Zambrottshaw takes massive regret on his actions and will be responsible if we lose.