Piper Haugan

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@TallCoreopsis Our furnace went out about a week into possession and our home warranty covered not a single cent of the costs associated. They said basically old broken things aren't covered. Then what is???

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@unfiltereddad You should teach a master class in dad posery.

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@LukeElzinga I'm sorryyyyyyyy 😭😭😭

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@Tor_H Edging into this territory

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@Tor_H Careful

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@GZzyzyx @Kaelwritesblog @mollyfleck @clhubes From the link you posted about painless birth stats in a study:
"Unfortunately, we don’t know anything about what pain management techniques those 1% were using. It’s possible that they were medicated. It’s possible that they were unmedicated. We just don’t know."

[Luke Elzinga @LukeElzinga]

spoopy baby

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

I just realized every time I visualized the idiom "You can't squeeze blood from a turnip" I was picturing a beet

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@TallCoreopsis Happy anniversaries!

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@LukeElzinga I often used to design this paper and the other metro editions. Sometimes I regret my decision to leave Gannett and journalism in general. This was a perfectly timely reminder I made the right call

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@chadloder "Tried to pop a wheelie. Couldn't" @thomaslennon

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

A black family tried to get the attention of the police to protect a neighborhood store in Van Nuys and were immediately handcuffed.

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@kettlemt I think this is everywhere now, but Lola's is good! And at most grocery stores I go to

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@TallCoreopsis I know someone who thought pie crust takes an entire day to make. So

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

At least the demographic representation of the executive branch was realistic

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

Could physically not watch the 1996 action film "Independence Day" for the first time and not tweet about it

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

Apparently the U.S. is the only place where cities exist? Everyone else just lives in tents

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

@Tor_H I didn't consent to this

[Piper Haugan @PipSyyyv]

Do I know anyone who works in print news design who has hit every deadline on election night? if so you should hug your producers/editors/reporters/everyone near you once you're all typeset