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I'm at uni! Hooray for me.

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Brookfield without cows? You know where my vote goes.

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Prehaps we need a FB page, a twitter account and youtube channel to save Ambridge?

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OMG! They enjoyed it!

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@pennychoocards after cocktails and spicy cider I would snog Topper, but never Roy. He is staff.

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How did that happen? Its so unrealistic. Roy is no Mellors! #thearchers

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Why haven't I been drafted in to save the farm?

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Helen is Adam's favourite cousin? I am EVERYONE'S favourite cousin.

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It would appear I have missed the party of the year, and it was held in my barn.

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@Evil_dairyman yuck.

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@Evil_dairyman only if we can stick in Helen and Henry too.

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Open the letter Kirsty, go find Tom, stick him on top of bonfire. #thearchers

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I was at the May Day event, but you wouldn't know it.

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@emmy720 photos of me shagging the local talent would probably get the message across.

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Nice one Kirsty. I would have gone on the honeymoon too and sent Tom a postcard #thearchers

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Come on Alice, send all the guests to the reception and let them eat the food.

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@LeftOverForEver exactly! I thought he would be too scared to call it off.

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I thought he was going to go through with it.

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Well. What a bastard. #thearchers

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Very disappointed I wasn't chosen as Bridesmaid.

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It was like the 1966 world cup final outside my window. My brother is so selfish.