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[Pipe Dream Schefter @PipeSchefter]

@brodysuddendorf Do i sense looming a salads and goon sidebet?

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Salads has denied my request for an interview on the topic

[Joel @JoelSigristFF]

Is there a time in dynasty when you’re not pushing to contend for a championship or rebuilding?

What’s the in-between?

[Pipe Dream Schefter @PipeSchefter]

@apistulka25 This likely relates to the story on executives at Goon HQ having a real lack of focus on the draft today, as the organization is closing in on signing a deal that would make Techs Unlimited their top sponsor (as first reported by Pipe Darren Rovell)

[Pipe Dream Schefter @PipeSchefter]

Hearing that the leadership over at team Goon is absolutely terrified to make this 4th rd pick.

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@apistulka25 My sources indicated that the custodian organization had settled on Ruggs as their 1.09 weeks ago

[Pipe Dream Schefter @PipeSchefter]

As first reported by Pipe Darren Rovell, Techs Unlimited inked the largest sponsorship deal in rookie draft history with the Pipe Dream. They also reportedly have placed a large ad buy around the 6:00 hour when the 1.04 pick is expected to be announced.

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Fans have speculated that the lack of trades through the first 3 picks is due to technological challenges, but we’re told by Pipe sources that the Sleeper trade capabilities are fully functional, citing low creativity and cowardice as potential causes for the lack of movement

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Please credit @PipeSchefter for first breaking this scoop

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As first reported by me, the pick is in for 1.03 according to a source DEEP inside the Custodian organization

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From what my sources are hearing, it sounds likely that the selection will be a RUNNING BACK. Stay tuned

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Hearing from sources close to Custodian that several teams around the league are expressing significant trade interest in the 1.03 pick

[Pipe Dream Schefter @PipeSchefter]

6-0 in week 1

Week 2 predictions
Nocturnal > Goon
Salads > Custodian
Row > Oflex
Mizz > Buttfoxes
JGB > Manbeasts
Teez > Chipmunks

[Pipe Dream Schefter @PipeSchefter]

Week 1 predictions

Teez > Mizz
Chipmunks > Buttfoxes
Row > Salads
Goon > Manbeasts
Oflex > Custodian
JGB > Nocturnal

[Pipe Dream Schefter @PipeSchefter]

@apistulka25 Now you’re just trolling! Keep that up and you’ll be blocked. This is a no troll account.

[Pipe Dream Schefter @PipeSchefter]

On the eve of the regular season, i give you 2019 power rankings
1 OFlex
2 JGB
3 Nocturnal
4 Manbeasts
5 Salads
6 Teez
7 Chipmunks
8 Row
9 Mizz
10 Goon
11 Custodian
12 Buttfox

[Pipe Dream Schefter @PipeSchefter]

@apistulka25 Needs those RB injuries to reach full potential. If he doesn’t catch a break from an injury perspective, he’ll probably slip a few spots over he course of the season. Has a lot of darts, just needs a couple to get their shot. Damian Harris is another I forgot to mention.

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@apistulka25 Could take manbeasts some time to peak, as rookies need time to hit stride, and 1 or 2 RB need to get hurt for guys like Pollard, Mattison, Williams, etc to fully elevate that RB core. Thats why i took goon in wk 1, but beasts could be dangerous later in yr if things break right

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@DanSchnyders Don’t fret. Like i said in an earlier tweet, the middle of these rankings will likely change frequently. Everybody in that middle tier is in contention

[Pipe Dream Schefter @PipeSchefter]

This is where i have things today, but i could see that range from approximately 4 through 6 getting rearranged quite a bit throughout the year depending on trades, injuries, how rookies progress, trades, etc