Whaley

[Lawyer to the Rich and Famous 😮‍💨🎖️ @Abayomi_Bryan]

Is it just me? Once I broke like this, I no dey feel any other emotion apart from anger and disgust 😭

[. @Fimiye]

I don’t have even 1% curiosity to know anything about anyone’s life

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Again. This is weird.
Nigerians make absurd, irritating jokes out of everything and that is why no one ever takes us seriously.

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

How much suffering is enough? @officialABAT

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

“Pray for Nigeria”. “Prayer walk for Nigeria”. “Pray for our leaders”. “Fasting for Nigeria”

It’s 2026, pls stop this fooling. I’m begging.

[Engr Shaibu @engr_shaibu_]

“Peter Obi supporters should come and enlighten me on how he intends to resolve insecurity.”

Bro, you’re mad.

[. @B0ymanager]

4 guys
total silence

my guy: "we gas make am bro"
All man: "omoooooooooo"

[whykaycomics 🇵🇹 @whykaycomics]

Make I just dey pretend say I sabi wetin dey I dey do, from there I go meet people wey sabi wetin them dey do, so I go sabi wetin them dey do, then I go finally sabi wetin I dey do

[Baba-Oja @Lildon_dammy]

I need a job. Not just for money, but for stability, direction, and to feel like I’m actually moving forward in life

[Shahriq Khan @RealShahriqKhan]

When I was Muslim, I compared Muhammad’s last words to Jesus’ last words.

Not just the facts, but the spirit behind them.

And bro, the difference is staggering. It shook my devout Muslim faith.

According to Sahih al-Bukhari, Muhammad’s final words included: “May Allah curse the Jews and the Christians. They made the graves of their prophets into places of worship.”

Those are words associated with his final moments.

No forgiveness. No reconciliation. No peace.

Now compare that to Jesus.

Beaten, betrayed, tortured, hanging on a cross with nails through His wrists, Jesus says:

“Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”

And then: “It is finished.”

One dies speaking curses.

The other dies extending forgiveness.

One ends by drawing lines and reinforcing division.

The other tears the veil and reconciles heaven and earth.

And whether people like it or not, final words reveal something deeply personal about the heart.

That contrast shook me.

Because one man’s final moments reinforced separation, while the other’s changed eternity through mercy, sacrifice, and love.

Please sit with that honestly.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

When Peter Obi becomes President in January, My God!!!!!

My God!

I will cry happy tears for at least 1 week straight.

I will make embarrassing videos of myself crying to the camera.

Finally, I am not being led by a criminal?

You all will have to leave the internet for me.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Keeping it a buck, Peter Obi has done his part; over 3 years he’s sustained his ‘opposition momentum’, has zero scandals & has kept his promise of appearing on the ballot.

The onus is now on us. We must not only vote en masse but protect those votes with blood, sweat & tears.

[misa ࿇ @forxureyesonly]

sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Half the time I retweet someone’s tweet, it’s just me acknowledging that they perfectly expressed a thought I was already carrying 😭

[a. @DahiiChaval]

normalize dating kind women, soft women, consistent women, and well-mannered women

[Mummy Success @ProbablyDafe]

A nigga like Chessman for dey United Nations dey narrate how him dey save children wey Obi dey impoverish. Live and Direct.

😂😂😂

[kowkie_b 👸🏾 @Triciakoki]

That we are losing our Country.

[𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓷✨ @realmfberlin]

ngl i'm gon cry so hard when i finally make it to where i wanna be in life because God knowsssss 🥹🥹😭😭

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

honestly, i’m not going through a lot. i just need fundddsssss, moneeeeyyyyy, owoooooo, egoooooooo..

a lottttttt of it !!!