Piper Preschool

Westside L.A. preschool & home of #OverheardAtPreschool. Named Highlights Magazine's 32nd funniest preschool Twitter account.

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4yo: What's up with the creek?

Ms. L: It's not working right now, but it will be fixed soon.

4yo: Prove it.

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3yo: I think I have a big booger.

Ms. C: Do you need help getting it out?

3yo: No, not now. Could you get it out next Tuesday?

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3yo: Coconut water is like... hmmm... is like Prosecco for boys.

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[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: When can I use the big girl cup?

Me: Which one is that?

5: The one Mom uses for wine.

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

I didn’t think 2020 could get much worse but our 3 year old has found a harmonica and a xylophone

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*in his room, taking time to “calm his body”

3yo shouts: MAMA!!

*no response

3yo: DADA!!

*no response

3yo: ALEXA?!?!?

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[Angie Maxwell @angiemaxwell.bsky.social @AngieMaxwell1]

Found the kid playing with her dog instead of Zooming with her teacher. She told me not to worry. She took a screenshot of herself “paying attention,” then cut her video & replaced it with the picture. “It’s a gallery view of 20 kids, mom. They can’t tell.” She is 10. #COVID19

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3yo *ZoomSchooled: When the virus is over that means no more fun... no more taco bell and no more chicken nuggets.

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3yo: Please don’t talk to me while I’m eating cereal.

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3yo: I’ve got some great stories about myself.

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4yo: I brush my teeth every morning, unless my mom forgets to check.

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3yo: Like my dress? I got it at Trader Joe’s.

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5yo: My mom had to go to the doctor yesterday and she got three shots. One here (*points to cheek), one here (*points to forehead), and one here (*points to lips).

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4yo: Honor my energy.

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3yo: I like to run. I like to go to the sushi bar. I don't like to pick up rubbish. Can I have a snack?

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Ms. P: What do you want to be when you grow up?

3yo: A dumptruck.

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4yo: I need to know what that noise was behind me. I really hope it's not an alligator.

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Ms. R: Hey bud, did you get a haircut?

2yo *covers his head and yells: It’ll groooow baaaack!

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*talking about Kindergarten

4yo1: When we get to college, the adams apple in our throat will get bigger.

4yo2: In college, we have to sleep there.

4yo3: When I’m in college, I can do whatever I want.

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3yo: Hey, guess what? I get to take the class stuffy home today!

Ms. T: How exciting.

3yo: Ya, too bad you don’t get to take anyone home today.

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