Piper

Cars, Music, Politics, and SM Business Owner. Don't tell me I didn't build that! I grew up in the '80s. I listen to both types of music, Heavy+Metal #MAGA

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Trump’s DOJ is investigating why California hasn’t yet counted “early” votes, 36 hours after polls closed 👀

[Piper @PiperSebring]

@RetroCoast I was today years old when I learned that wasn't a guidebook. 😅

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

The Yuppie Handbook was published in 1984 as a satirical take on the #1980s rise of yuppies:

Young Urban Professionals with expensive tastes & ambitious goals.

The publisher thought it would be a niche joke book. But it took off. Readers viewed it not as satire but a guide.

[Piper @PiperSebring]

@atensnut Yeah, but people lived to like 40 or something.

[Piper @PiperSebring]

@thexx22 @IfindRetards Damn, really? 🤣

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Keep working two jobs, suckers, while you vote for this commie piece of shit.

[Dave W Plummer @davepl1968]

We got married on a Saturday in Canada. On Monday, we were emigrating to the United States. My new wife and I said goodbye to the movers, flew to the border, and I got pulled into the big glass room for "extra questioning".

From her vantage point, she could see the immigration officer yelling, turning red, and waving his arms. She thought we were being denied entry... my Microsoft dreams crashing down right there.

What she couldn’t hear was that he had already approved my work visa. He was furious because their copy of Microsoft Word was printing a blank page at the end of every document, and it was wasting paper, and he wanted it fixed.

I helped adjust the margins. And so, after fixing the borders at the border, they released us to our new life in America.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Karen Bass, the destroyer of Los Angeles, has managed to unite all off my friends regardless of politics. We are all in agreement that she is the absolute worst. Yet half the city voted for more of her “needles, crime, and human shit”policies. Evidently there’s no fixing stupid.

[Piper @PiperSebring]

@Stellaaa @RT_com Yay us! 🙂

[RT @RT_com]

SPENCER PRATT WILL FACE BASS IN RUNOFF for LA MAYOR:

‘I didn't know I would be here tonight, but it's obviously God's plan, and I'm going to go all the way and I'm going to show everybody that I'm their MAYOR’

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Rep. Wesley Hunt: "What's funny to me is you're mad at the guy who found the fraud, but not mad at the people who wasted your money."

[Piper @PiperSebring]

On one hand, I've once again lost hope for CA, on the other hand, the memes will keep coming! 😅

[The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial]

BREAKING: Far-left LGBTQ bondage enthusiast Scott Wiener wins California primary for Pelosi’s seat

https://t.co/bxVJst3RDO

[Piper @PiperSebring]

@MikeJ984614 @MarkTully20 @TripleNetTyler Only 8? Slacker! 🤣

[Tyler Bindi @TripleNetTyler]

Went to vote today for the California primaries

The guy next to me called over an election worker because his ballot didn't include the LA mayoral race

The worker checked and told him it was because his registered address was in Malibu, which is outside the City of LA

The guy then asked if he could provide another address

To my surprise, the answer was yes

So he gave the worker an LA address, they voided his previous ballot, issued a new one, and suddenly he was able to vote for the mayor of LA

How is voter ID not mandatory in all 50 states?

[Piper @PiperSebring]

@davepl1968 Walked out my front door. I was in Detroit. And damn did we have some good ads every once in a while.
https://t.co/euSikmKYS8

[Southern Slice Of Life @Slicesouth]

@Jamesjonesik8 At first blush, a man imitating a woman, in a public space. What was once referred to as a “crossdresser” whose fetish was usually kept at home or in close-proving circles, and with no expectation that the public would agree to be deluded otherwise.

[Tony Tomahawk @TonyTomahawk76]

@Jamesjonesik8

[Piper @PiperSebring]

@Stellaaa I forgot how much I missed sightseeing on the strand. 😋
Remember, your vote can help beautify LA again! 🙂

[Piper @PiperSebring]

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