Piper-Waffles Davis

This account is in no way associated with the real Rich, Sara or PW. For parody purposes only.

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@richdavis repeat after me… @hootsxo , I’m sorry I was an asshole n made a big deal out of the lack of groceries (which is normally MY responsibility…). You were incredibly busy getting everything ready for Emmys party while I was out of town. I’ll eat a snickers, and shut up

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

It’s true, @spotcenter rubbed my belly inappropriately

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@tmiranda23 Xoxo. -PWD

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@tmiranda23 So, does it really make a difference?

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@tmiranda23 You’re reading the same number of words

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@tmiranda23 But why tho?

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@tmiranda23 K.

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@matthewjdowd Fumes.

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@Rucker2020 “Is this Michael Bolton’s version of that ‘thong song’?”

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@Rucker2020 There is no time. Only Zuul.

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@realDonaldTrump In the land of the crayon eaters, the orange one is king.

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@JordynLynn

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@tmiranda23

[Now or Never ESPN @noworneverespn]

Stuck at home with nothing to watch? 🤔

@stevecovino has you covered with his top 5 binge-worthy TV recommendations!

#Quarantine | #QuarantineLife | #coronavirus | #bingewatching | #television

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@tmiranda23

[Chris @ChrisVilardi]

@SIRIUSXM Thank you for allowing @CovinoandRich to continue their show from @stevecovino living room. If it weren't for this, I would be pretty bored and @richdavis and @spotcenter would never know what the inside of Covino's appartment looks like.

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@Rucker2020 @tmiranda23

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

@Rucker2020 @tmiranda23 https://t.co/UBYMlDLBNw

[Piper-Waffles Davis @PiperWaffles]

https://t.co/SOhPo7OKl5

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Really, Trumpers? THIS is your guy? Watch all 101 seconds of this. Whining, and buck-passing, and petty insults. You worship a cranky baby.