Joel Piper

Movie Critic, Singer, Actor, Dancer, Director, Musician, Writer, and GreenBay Packers Fan.

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

Thank you @mooseblooduk for spending 67 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped https://t.co/4tSqsbwp1J p.s. this hiatus has got to stop please :-) tried to see 2 concerts this year, only got 1

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

@mooseblooduk you guys were amazing tonight! Thanks so much for going on and pushing through for us Eddie!

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

I entered the #CSCAsYouLikeIt at @classicstage Lottery for $20 tickets on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/7lvipxN7iL

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

I entered the @sweeneytoddnyc Lottery for a chance to win $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/3TCluKbkwO

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

@smuckers these #uncrustables are all stale in the box and not as filled as usual. So dissapointed. Did you change your #recipe ?

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

@JLJizzle If you go in to the theatres expecting the books you'll hate the films. Go expecting a 10% action disaster and you might enjoy yourself.

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

When micros crashes in the middle of your shift #Hospitality #Restaurantlife #theworst

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

I'm waiting almost 30 minutes @Wendys in #orlando I guess that's what I get for #eatin'greatevenlate ... all i wanted was a #frosty

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

Damn you @HRBlock for calling me for #noreason
You caused me to #die while playing @codinfinite2016 @ZSpaceland
I was #winning too

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

I've reached that #age in #life in which all the posts on my #Facebook and #instagram are of #babies
#procreation #toomanybabies #nokids4me

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

@CW_Riverdale is #winning the television #teendrama series. I'm #surprised how #great it turned out. Thanks @netflix for the summer addition

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

#lifeproblems when your poop is too sticky

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

You know you #work way too much when you have more text #conversations with your #boss than your #friends and #wife #VacationPlease

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

Pitching aside (we did get some good strikeouts) the @Orioles were #rough tonight on #Defense

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

Rewatched #drunkenmaster and I #forgot how fast @JackieChan was. Wow.

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

@RegularShow always pushes it to the #limit this show #rocks @cartoonnetwork always is and will be the #best

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In a society obsessed with physical appearance, sexual attraction for some people is based on intellect, not looks https://t.co/exgEixNcH3

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

Saw @WonderWomanFilm #Fabulous film. My #wife asked me, "how does he become captain America?" That's @ChrisEvans not @ChrisPineNetwrk #funny

[Joel Piper @Piperspipes]

Today I accomplished an amazing feat, I farted and burped at the same time! #nasty #air #blastin #methane

[Eric Weiss 🤘💀 @ZombieRiot]

#HalloweenASitcom Everybody Stabs Raymond #horror