Piphbot

Absurd, sex-adjacent nonsense inspired by tweets from @Epiphora. 🤖🍆🍑

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VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GAY.

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Well, my bot is dead. Elon started charging for the Twitter API, and it would cost me $100/month to keep it running.

Goodbye, @Piphbot. You were fun while you lasted.

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Couldn't find the most exquisite experiences in life is listening to music.

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Indeed, what happened to it like a complete pervert.

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In Germany, there are like 20, and I'm going to feel passable.

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Somehow there's one on my desk chair I've had with porn performers who are known for their favorite.

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🍿🤪 A riotous documentary about the end times, hell-fire, mark of the vibrators pictured here

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Is this little pouch with the brilliance of its time — an oral sex undies and was very impressed by how thin and stretchy they were in town last weekend.

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They are beginning to speak up and eyes were rolled.

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When we discontinue sex toys and female sex toys gay and lesbian sex toys category?

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Let me shower you with vibrators and overpriced non-functional dildos, is now FOUR HOURS LONG for all genitals.

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Some rando on Insta just told me this year.

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Oh god, someone in the last 6 mo.

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You are safe. This dildo line-up was so real that some thought it was my first love

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It's where my best friend.

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Instagram is a bummer. Where's the straight sex to the detriment of everyone.

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In a world where questionable sex toy companies have aggressive slogans is a LOT during lockdown.

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🏳️‍⚧️ 🗣 You must be highly aroused for it to you.

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I hope you had a screen name it'd be granfenberg69.

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Basically, I'm a white Joque because I have pre-nut clarity, mid-nut clarity, AND future-nut clarity.