heisen pip

'don't have great expectations'

[AT @_annatx]

I haven’t had the love island app in like 4 seasons. Lola has actually forced my hand to redownload it. What a breed. #loveisland

[heisen pip @Pippagoodman]

‘Celsius is inherently evil’ is definitely a take I’ve not heard before

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

Fahrenheit is superior to Celsius and I’m tired of pretending this is a debate.

Fahrenheit feels like temperature was designed by an human being who walks outside, feels the air, and says, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

Zero is freezing. 100 is brutally hot.
70 is comfortable. 80 is warm.

The numbers feel like what they are describing.

Celsius feels like it was designed by a committee of people who hate joy and want every conversation about the weather to sound like a chemistry lab.

“It’s 22 degrees outside.”

What does that even mean to a normal person? Am I wearing shorts? Am I grabbing a jacket?

Nobody knows. You need a conversion chart and a government employee standing next to you explaining the vibes.

Fahrenheit gives you range. That’s the point. It gives you more numbers for the temperatures human beings actually live in. You can feel the difference between 68, 72, 76, and 80. Those numbers matter. Fahrenheit lets you describe the world with more precision without having to break into decimals like a lunatic.

And here’s the other thing...

Celsius is connected to the metric cult energy that came out of the French Revolution. And the French Revolution was evil. Both of the Revolution were to rip out tradition, faith, monarchy, hierarchy, the Church, the calendar, the clock, and anything that reminded man he was not God.

CELSIUS IS INHERENTLY EVIL

So yes, Celsius may be useful if you’re boiling water in a lab. Congratulations. But Fahrenheit is for living LIFE because Fahrenheit is for walking outside and instantly knowing what kind of day you’re about to have.

100 means hot. 70 means beautiful. Zero means don’t go outside unless you have a death wish.

That’s a real system.

[Adam - Above Average FPL @aboveaveragefpl]

Jordan Henderson #England

[Magpie Joe ▫️ @FtblJoe]

Dan Burn vs Mexico’s attackers in the last 15 minutes of the match

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

If anyone gets hit by lightning it’s me isn’t it

[Becky Paton @rpaton11]

Nothing but broken promises.

[heisen pip @Pippagoodman]

The left doesn’t support rapists

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: According to a university study, people who prefer Lionel Messi are more likely to have LEFT-WING political views, while people who prefer Cristiano Ronaldo are more likely to have RIGHT-WING political views.

The study found that Messi fans are generally more progressive and analytical, while Ronaldo fans are generally more conservative and place a higher value on authority.

— Social Science Research Network, via @lequipe.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

who made this😭😭😭

[Fabrizio Laporta @FabrizioLaparto]

CONTRAGOLPE PARA PORTUGAL, AHÍ VA CRISTIANO RONALDO 🤯💣

[Alexandre Almeida @alex98almeida]

portugueses a inventar cabo verde em 1460 para roubar pontos aos espanhóis no mundial

[Amy @Ifcamy]

Do not call him Robbo

[heisen pip @Pippagoodman]

The Somalian referee isn’t a rapist, hope that helps

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

Surely Canada barring an actual player from Ghana will spark the same amount of outrage from sports media that the US denying entry to the Somalian referee did, right?

[Ophore¹² ⁸¹ 🍀 🇦🇺 (In Malaysia) @Oscartistry]

I think George ignored the shrimp

[Mackan JR🥪 @roffe2x]

PSA för tjejer

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[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

HOLD FIRE A SECOND I HAVE A CRIME TO REPORT

STRIP THE TITLE AND DEDUCT 4 POINTS IMMEDIATELY

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I wish men had an ounce of this energy against rapists, p*dophiles, and wife beaters as a norm.

[JT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jt_stamford]

The world on Sunday: