Not Pippa Middleton

Clearly a parody. This Twitter account is not endorsed by Pippa Middleton, or authorised by Pippa Middleton and it's definitely not written by Pippa Middleton.

[Not Pippa Middleton @Pippatips]

Avoid getting the sack by learning to take rejection on the chin #pippatip

[Lucinda Tobyjug @msloobylou]

@Pippatips Let guests know you're the bride by wearing a wedding dress. #Pippatip

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#PippaTip: A wedding toast is usually accompanied by Champagne and not peanut butter.

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A "wedding breakfast" is a celebratory meal after a wedding and not the bacon and eggs one devours after the wedding night. #PippasWedding

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#PippaTip: Make sure wedding guests aren’t hungry by feeding them dinner. #PippasWedding

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#PippaTip: Don't forget to hire a photographer so you can remember your special day. Alternatively, invite a few of the world's press along.

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#PippaTip: Get married by having a wedding.
#PippasWedding https://t.co/lyCfqPO3lf

[ITV News @itvnews]

Pippa Middleton arrives at the church to tie the knot with James Matthews https://t.co/vVOL44Pxat

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#PippaTip: Save money on buying new jewellery by getting your boyfriend to propose to you. https://t.co/x4H3Dvm0iO

[Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine]

Congratulations, Pippa Middleton! https://t.co/uvMMoWS6iO

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#PippaTip: Encourage children to enjoy the outdoors by taking them outside.
https://t.co/vsdAsa7Yy7

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Now it's the festive season you can mull wine by thinking about it very hard

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Setting light to wood, paper or other combustible items is a great way to start a fire.

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Enjoy the autumnal night sky by looking upwards. Or why not try enhancing it with fireworks?

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Celebrate All Saints day by listening to your favourite 90s girl-band

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Enjoy Halloween by having fun today

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In the cold a nice jumper or pullover can be a fashion hit whilst also helping to stave off pneumonia

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Cycling can be a great way of getting from A to B and getting a bit of a work-out too. Don't forget, you'll need a bike to ride!

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Gigs are like MP3s but in real life, and can be a great way to spend an evening

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It's a bright lovely Sunday, so enjoy a Sunday drive by jumping in your car and driving around nice places a bit slower than usual

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Political parties are like normal parties but with more alcohol and bad behaviour

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Swimming can be a great way to stay in shape or to get across a body of water