Melissa Parsons

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

Once again . . . @Vicklovekicks @KUhoops#KUbball

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

#kubball #rockchalkjayhawk

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

@vonSchlemmer Hooray!

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

@vonSchlemmer Wowee! Exciting!

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

@vonSchlemmer Congratulations on the tourney success! Did any of your three stacks include Eisenhower dollars? Were they mixed with Susan B. Anthonys?

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

@vonSchlemmer Sorry, internet says no. Looks like him, though. Does it sound like him? Ask the table a question about Chicago and see if he answers.

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

@vonSchlemmer Four more hours? Stamina test for the oldsters.

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

@vonSchlemmer Well done, both of you!

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

@vonSchlemmer Well done!

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

@vonSchlemmer Whoo hoo!

[Joseph DeBlase @DeBlaseJoseph]

Spring is foster season! To raise awareness for the @lawrencehumane fostering program we are giving away $25 giftcards to @ramenbowl @papakenos @23rdStreetBrewery @fuzzystacoshop @jeffersonsku and @quintonsku. Rt&follow @lawrencehumane by 4/29 for a chance to win! #fosterafriend

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

@YLizanne In other news, some people are not unhappy to swallow a red-hot ball of barbed wire, throw it up, and swallow it again.

[Unrated No Check Bob Lesh @Bob_Lesh]

This sign has broken me. I’m ready to just throw off the yoke of society and live ferally now.

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

Bill Self at the last timeout: https://t.co/t8emKiNnld #kubball #unrivaled #14straight

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Heard the word “tragedy” 100 times already about the school shooting - not really, by the classical definition: tragedy is fated and inevitable. This isn’t inevitable. This is America.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Is it possible that "President Donald Trump" is also a typo?https://t.co/EF0i817pZ1

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

There is no better metaphor for being a woman right now than wanting a female president and getting a female fast-food chicken mascot

[🩸🦷 Shannon Skoglund @sairen42]

I am coming to the conclusion that Donald has come unstuck in time, and is trying desperately to warn us about himself, all in the wrong order. https://t.co/CDHJSl8dtL

[Melissa Parsons @PippiLStocking]

Two hundred years from now, historians will pinpoint 2017 as the year that the American empire began its decline and eventual fall. Well, kids, we had a good run. https://t.co/2c810tHLpX

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!