Kean Fitness

Fitness Athelete. Follow my Instagram - @PirateBean

[Kean Fitness @PirateBean]

You learn something new everyday:
Today I learnt that girls hold in their farts and it comes out as Drama

[Kean Fitness @PirateBean]

@shortstrawband you guys owe South Africa an apology. You're basically the new Parlortones.

[Kean Fitness @PirateBean]

@shortstrawband you guys literally make music that sounds exactly the same.

[Kean Fitness @PirateBean]

Lets just take a moment to acknowledge how shit @shortstrawband music is.

[Kean Fitness @PirateBean]

Oath on my life, it makes me sick seeing people buy fast food. #AndYouWonderWhyYoureFat

[Kean Fitness @PirateBean]

You have "Only God can judge me." Tattood on your neck. Yet here I stand. Judging you for being effing stupid.

[Cass Betancourt✨ @cassssie_7]

you don't realize how much you use your back until you max deadlift and then simple things like walking and breathing become difficult.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

You think having periods is hard? Try being on a 24 kill streak on Call of Duty with itchy balls.

[History Pics @ThatsHistory]

Extinct Thylacine (aka Tasmanian Tiger) family at Beaumaris Zoo in Hobart, 1910

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Chicken eyes are both a crystal and a liquid, scientists consider this a new state of matter never seen before.

[Kean Fitness @PirateBean]

Just had an hour long conversation on my cell phone...Remember when we used to do that? Haha cool.

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Great game that. Tremendous courage and spirit in our dressing room. We go again Sunday... #QPR

[Kean Fitness @PirateBean]

Well then you have a problem. "@PREWORK0UT: Do I lift without PREWORKOUT? http://t.co/NEmpumcEdu"

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

You can only call shotgun when you can see the car. Don't try to claim that shit two hours before you leave.

[Fuze The MC @fuzethemc]

Music is my medicine