PirateJesus

Water into Rum is fine. Don't talk to me about my estranged father, real controlling piece of work that guy.

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@DTwilliams02 That seems like a poor example, considering 40k is pretty much just retcon the series. Though before anyone jumps down my throat its due to age and other factors(writers moving around, trying to shift around...copyright bits, etc.). He is certainly not free of it.

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@stachemando Half?

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@larianstudios Just #baldurgate3 things. If i blind or remove the eyes of any more of my party, we could start a band.

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@larianstudios Can confirm.
Also, you don't have any of those magical eyes lying around? Eyepatches get boring.

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@imranzomg "Ashley Williams who was once overheard saying "We are all just animals" in regard her crewmates" was the "best" way they could try to give her a nice line/tweak her racist ass in the ME series(providing you do the only logical thing and nuke her on Virmire of course)

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@TheOperaGeek To clarify, since she doesn't know. It is Indonesian NOT HK cinema.🇮🇩

[mark normand @marknorm]

The reason Kanye is having an out of body experience is that his body is a temple.. and you know who run the temples

[mark normand @marknorm]

Technically, we’re all pre med

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

Smol dog trying his hand at camouflage in afternoon light and laundry on bed.

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@Bromopar @BDaveWalters We know why, God tells him in final episode that this whole thing was a test and a chance for Sam to do good. So he stays doing it. Also the episode you are thinking of is Sam's brother who died in Vietnam. Sam saved him however and changed time.

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@BDaveWalters Which is bs/annoying by the way

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@BDaveWalters Yet they always hand wave an excuse for Billy or Black Adam to lose to him. His magic weakness is almost never a weakness anymore in any recent time I can think of

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

Elves always being overlooked, sad

[Doug Cockle 🐺⚔️🧸 @DCockle]

Awww man.... neglected to include @PirateJesus_ as #Iorveth!! How could I?!?! What a team! :)

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

Seems like a good opportunity to break his lies

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

Except it's a big plastic Infinity Gauntlet styled from the comics, and I don't know how much is in it.

[Josh Simons @JoshuaMSimons]

By 30 you should have a favorite cup/mug and jar full of loose change that moves from apartment to apartment with you.

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@HannahmationArt Good luck, have fun.

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

Nothing more heartbreaking than listening to music on Spotify, hearing your jam...then realizing it's decades old.

[PirateJesus @PirateJesus_]

@BDaveWalters Non spoiler, as you've seen in trailer and shots. They made Kong like ...5 times bigger or so. So the fight isn't just a blowout. But yeah, even then...it gets crazy dumb

[dunkey @vgdunkey]

This says a lot about our nation.

[mark normand @marknorm]

The hot dog is the perfect symbol for America - it’s enjoyable until you find out how it was made #Happy4thofJuly