Pirate John II

just hangin out being a pirate, and also occasionally shifting timelines whilst I do stuff.
#nikkerflikkerdikkerpikker

[Pirate John II @PirateJohnII]

@neuroblossom Hmnot sure what this is so probably not

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I think I got infected by spike protein……

Used to get told about condoms and shiz, but now my brain feels slightly different after banging a bunch of vaccinated women….
It’s the STD that no one is talking about..

It’s not super easy to negate either..
Like, I’m old.

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@tilzaus They are weird guys hey

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I get bored from eating pushy

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I’m going to bed slightly angry about how shithouse this realm is..

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This dude has zero ideas about wifi

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@tilzaus Pretty much, but they don’t have to ask permission to wear shoes inside or something 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@WigglyAir Those guys really do mean it too…

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I just kinda realised that I’m a 135iq retard.
Little bit humbling or some such…

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@leptokinesis Nice

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@munkehsoup So I actually chose it…,
I met this girl 15 yrs ago hey..
Didn’t expect she’d go for it, but fast forward a. Much of time and I’m now exposed..

Luckily I’m timelesss; but, I feel the slowdown and lack of everyday empathy - it’s a war thing that they’re doing with it

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@WigglyAir *jungian not ju guan

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@munkehsoup Definition of sewerage sniper.
“One who shoots at the shit from a distance without revealing oneself.
Typically a 30-50yr old basement dweller funded by a prior generation”

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I’m trying out new insults that everyone can use at home.
So far I’ve got;

-sleetjeegers
-sewerage snipers
-depravity surveyors
-big lollipop hiders
-trenchcoat wankers
-leftish throat garblers
-Mexican tree fish faggots
-orange light gapeist
-condom opposed aids patient

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@munkehsoup Not sure anyone can surpass Southpark’s “shitface cockmasters”
But it’s worth an attempt

Sewerage snipers is a good one though 😅

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@munkehsoup I’ve been watching your posts as a horticulturalist/landscaper - you gave great taste in plants I must say.

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Twitter is kinda crazy cause I almost feel safe posting my inner dialogue verbatim .
That’s not actually good…

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@narendramodi @IsraeliPM @netanyahu We all know you only have 2k likes but you inflated the shits with your jeetjewbots

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“Parasitic shitstains gonna be friends with parasitic shit stains”….

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Thank you, my friend, for your most gracious wishes.

I fully agree with you. India-Israel friendship will continue to grow from strength-to-strength in the years to come.

@IsraeliPM

@netanyahu

[Pirate John II @PirateJohnII]

@narendramodi @IsraeliPM @netanyahu “Parasitic shitstains are gonna hang with parasitic shitstains” and all that 🤷🏼‍♂️