A Pirate

bruh idk I just vibe and do stuff

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

@punishedmother Being too correct too early is too on-brand for leftism

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

I know my algorithms are neurodivergently dialed in when not only am I shown the German bread cutter guy, I get to witness as he cuts the bread straighter than the machine. I feel like I watched a historic moment in a niche sporting event

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

Sorry for spraying you with the hose a little bit @kvwviiju didn't see you were in the garden until it was too late

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

@nylawho1 Zero reps in that clip

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

@MissGinaDarling Got retired like a jersey number after the GOAT passed

[kar @bustitopen420]

no one “earns” a trillion dollars

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

@90smiau Hand like the halo elites lmao

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Elon becomes the world's first trillionaire via an overvalued SpaceX IPO. It allows the billionaires who took Twitter private to cash out after new investors raise the stock price (a pump and dump), and now they're integrating it into indexes so retirees are left holding the bag.

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

@MissGinaDarling What the fuck

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

Love the Kattigan bookending, so fucking good #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

Oh Termina is Crazy Crazy, got it, understood. Also..... smash? #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

Thing is, Tachonis is still lying. He, or his house, would fall to his nature and still scheme behind the backs of whichever house becomes royal. But it says something about his lack of self-awareness that he (ostensibly) believes he'd be loyal #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

"Just because you're goth doesn't make you tough" I'm not saying I like any of these people but if I gotta pick allegiances, I'd pick Einfasen #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

@yourlocalcleric The girl 😬

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

I'm starting to think this Tachonis guy might be untrustworthy #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

Lotta PC siblings showing up in this episode #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

Oh that's not Lady Cormoray, that's an insane broken mask #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

🎶I'm just a man in a sack🎶 #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

The DOORSTEP THE FUCK YOU MEAN THAT'S JUST THE DOORSTEP #CriticalRoleSpoilers

[A Pirate @PirateMerp]

@yourlocalcleric Too fuckin many