Pirate Proof

Created to help people. Protecting packages is only the start, what we really care about is our less fortunate neighbors!

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“If you want to make good use of your time, you’ve got to know what’s most important and then give it all you’ve got.”
Lee Iacocca

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The same power who raised Jesus from the dead is available to transform you and me to experience life and freedom!

This is our Great Hope! Happy Easter, He is Risen Indeed!

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Ben Stiller stole a package from my house! @RedHourBen #porchpirate

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Great resources! #StopThePirates #PirateProof #SalemOregon https://t.co/A6NuOPk43L

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What do you think? https://t.co/2XRPYvBhIj

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Why don’t you Pirate Proof? 🛑🏴‍☠️

If you want some ideas on how to protect your porch and deliveries, send me a photo of your porch and I will give you some recommendations on how to Pirate Proof your home! [email protected]

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Thanks for the retweet!

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Check out this new recommendation on how to make your home Pirate Proof! 

Check out my blog for how to get this beaut’ sitting on your porch!!!

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Since we added our Pirate Proof Chair to our front porch, we have had 92% of all deliveries put inside. You too can experience the confidence of not being worried your property will not be waiting for you when you get home. https://t.co/mgJAB5jrob

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With 52 Million packages shipped in the US every day, 1.7 Million are stolen or lost. That is more than 3% of all parcels sent! We can help make sure yours are not in that count.

Our furniture has a secret compartment that is easy for your delivery person to use.

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They are not interested in snooping around if there isn't something they can get away with quickly. With your delivery safe inside, there is no bait to attract attention and they will walk right on by.

Our instructions help you tell the delivery companies where to drop them.

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Imagine this beauty near your front door! This wooden bench offers the most storage of any of our #PirateProof furniture. Check out how many packages are stuffed into this baby!!! Head over to the website to see how you can protect your deliveries! https://t.co/hIrd4WseEL

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Imagine this beauty near your front door! This wooden bench offers the most storage of any of our #PirateProof furniture. Check out how many packages are stuffed into this baby!!! Head over to the website to see how you can protect yourself.
https://t.co/hIrd4WseEL

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Just posted a photo @ Salem, Oregon https://t.co/Z3AL2ZyNMS