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@tophertownmusic @natewalker89 You hoping Daddy Trump notices and sends you an invite to Mar-a-Lago for this?

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@RepMTG Do you mean "all of us" as in just the people who stormed the Capitol? Or does "all of us" include the people inciting them too? Just asking on behalf of you.

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@Number1LeaderG @AOC You're*

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This aged like milk.

[Madison Cawthorn @realcawthorn]

Ultra MAGA will sweep the midterms.

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PSA:

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I don't even know who to root for.

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THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE!!!

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If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

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Meanwhile, Eminem is still known as the GOAT. #RapGod #RapDevil #MGK #Eminem

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#toxicJesus

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Today's episode brought to you by the letter H. H is not for "Healthcare." No healthcare. Not for you.

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Wtf, Kyle? C'mon!

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Get 'em, Joe! I stand with Joe (on public transit because I cannot afford gas and no one will let me sit and the guy with tattoos on his face is giving me scary looks and this fat guy smells like sausages oh my god I just want to go home)!

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Biden out here solidifying his name as a record setting president.

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IYKYK

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Here's why you're wrong, my friend...

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So... does that mean she's not coming back to play, er....?

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What a legend. #RIP Grandpa Fritz.

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