Pirate Jesus

Arggh mateys, I'm Captain Pirate Jesus! Yar, if ye be willin' follow my Twittarghhh! Life's hard on the open sea, it be ridden with scurvey, long John parasites

[Pirate Jesus @Pirate_Jesus]

Bring up the anchor, we're sailing all night ye scurvey bastards. Wooh, Adventure ahead!

[Pirate Jesus @Pirate_Jesus]

One of our mateys fell from the poop deck! Aw, shit!